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May 14 4 tweets 5 min read
WATCHING MISOGYNIST ‘FOIDSLOP’ ‘WUTHERING HEIGHTS’ (2026) WITH A LATINA WOMAN

Was deciding on a movie to watch one evening with Latina friend, saw that ‘Wuthering Heights’ (2026) had recently become available on streaming. Suggested watching this because had seen it described as the platonic form of ‘foidslop’ so-called and was curious. Film is only loosely based on Emily Brontë’s novel, it’s a ‘Mounted by the Minotaur’ ‘Erotic Literature for Women’ ‘E.L.Jamesified’ TikTok era re-imagining involving some of the original characters. Remember the Buz Luhrmann Great Gatsby movie that had Jay-Z rapping over it? It’s stylised sort of like that but here it’s Jacob Elordi humping Margot Robbie on windswept Yorkshire moorland to a Charlie XCX soundtrack

Can’t tell if movie is supposed to be ‘right wing’, mean this in the sense of the women in this movie are completely deranged - to extent you wonder if it is being misogynist on purpose. Jacob Elordi’s Heathcliff’s chadcock literally drives them into mental illness, it is genuinely hard to tell if movie intentionally has a ‘Red Pill’ worldview. Director is a woman, Emerald Fennell. Wondered if she was trying to make a point with it about male manipulators or whatever or if she actually made it like that because, as a woman, it turned her on. You can read it either way

Heathcliff ofc is one of the archetypical tormented Byronic antiheroes of British literature. He is a feral cad, that’s the character - but it feels like Fennell has turned those traits up to eleven here. She has him communicate almost entirely in taciturn grunts, occasionally an “aye up I love yeh Margot Robbie” in a gruff northern accent. Will say this movie seemed to have an appreciable (intended?) effect on some women. If you go back and read tweets from the time of the film’s theatrical release you can find a lot of them properly frothing at the fanny for Elordi

Asked my companion, “if Jacob Elordi approached you grunting through the fog on a misty moorland would you find that a turn on?”

“He’s Jacob Elordi”

“He’s not even saying anything, just full-on gorilla grunting. And the fog is really thick”

“He’s hot, yeah”

Elordi doesn’t jestermaxx at all, he just materialises occasionally and broods, sometimes he chops wood - which makes Margot Robbie crazy for him. Basic plot is Elordi’s Heathcliff is employed as a servant at Margot Robbie’s household. He is really hot but he’s also a working-class commoner. Margot is torn between wanting a rut on the dale and class expectations. One day after Heathcliff sucks her finger on an escarpment she breaks down sobbing and calls Heathcliff a chav, which causes him to immediately leave. He disappears for years and in his absence Margot marries betabucks provider Mr. Linton, though she can’t stop thinking about Elordi sucking her finger

“Would you marry a poor working class man if he was hot?”

“Depends how hot”

“Like Jacob Elordi”

“Maybe but the average wage in this country is a few hundred dollars a month. There are not many opportunities here. If he was from your country I would, I could move there”

One day Elordi suddenly returns, newly minted. Margot, who is pregnant and has learnt to suppress her cravings starts tingling again. Her Vietnamese servant clocks this and says “the fuck are you doing you’re married and pregnant.” Margot manages to hold out for a bit but Elordi fucks with her by marrying Mr. Linton’s sister who he chains up in a BDSM dungeon and has crawl around on the floor making dog noises. He literally tells her “I’m only marrying you to get back at Margot, I don’t love you, I’m going to abuse you” but because he’s hot she agrees

Soon though Margot folds and Elordi gets straight into surreptitiously cracking her next to the peat bogs. Eventually beta Linton discovers what is happening and bans her from seeing Elordi again. This makes her so mentally ill she miscarries and dies

“Did you find what Elordi does romantic in this movie?”

“He’s hot, yeah”Image
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May 14 21 tweets 5 min read
BEST OF R/LEGALADVICEUK 🧵

r/LegalAdviceUK is a reddit subreddit where people ask for legal advice about their problems. Because of the levels of dysfunction in Britain today they often read as parody. A thread of some of the more absurd recent posts Image “Our church food bank is getting misused” Image
May 13 4 tweets 2 min read
Begs question to what extent can you meme ethnogenesis into being? ‘White American’ not strictly a real ethnicity but is considered a real thing. Enough ‘hapa’ children now with deracinated neurosis in search of an identity under hypermodenity, could ‘Wasian’ become a real thing? Image PREDICTION: By the 22nd Century - probably sooner - ‘Wasian’ will come to be considered a serious ethnic category. You will get Wasian Americans in the same way you get White or Black Americans. This will emerge culturally through force of numbers and collective identity neurosis
May 12 5 tweets 3 min read
With continued globalisation international behavioural norms - social, political and aesthetic - will converge approximately on the average norms of Armenia; the cultural sweet spot for maximal global appeal. The C21st will be spiritually Armenian, the triumph of ‘Gold Chainism’ Image ‘The Armenian Standard’ is more attainable than Euro, Afro or Asiatic standards for anyone who fits into "other." Under lusotropicalism roughly Armenian norms are attainable for lusotropical model citizens of indeterminate backgrounds. Too brown to be white, too white to be brown
May 11 4 tweets 2 min read
Kardashianism’ represents the ‘goldchainification’ of female beauty standards under globalised lusotropicalism. Kardashians a more attainable form for average women than more traditional Eurocentric models and matches kinds of aesthetic preferences ‘Global Latina Belt’ has anyway Image Which country are you in? Difficult to say…
May 8 4 tweets 3 min read
Imagine governing so badly you meme Welsh independence into being. Wales by disposition very nationalistic - dormant under old labour politics the sentiment is now emerging again confused and blinking into the sun; splitting into regular British and celtic left wing nationalism Image It is version of same new divide in rest of country but it gets somewhat superseded in Wales by the added dimension of ‘Welshness’

OUT - Trade Unionist politics for the coal miners in the valleys

IN - Nationalism but based on how much Welsh you speak Image
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May 8 4 tweets 2 min read
As ever real result isn’t just that Reform ‘electionmogged’ it’s that the old genteel labour - conservative duopoly has collapsed and the legacy parties have been reduced to third party status even if they still continue to exist. The central new ‘Yookay’ state ideological division that will define British politics in the coming decades has finally started to emerge; Vulgar Gay Race Communism vs Vulgar Nativist PopulismImage Reform not at ‘Technocratic Pantsuit Liberal Nationalism’ yet, also will continue to have the ‘First Wave Populist’ association because of Farage, but they seemed to have evolved from ‘ITV’s Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Take Away’-core into a more sophisticated ‘BBC’s The Apprentice’-core aesthetically recently. In that sense whatever you think of specific policy professionalised enough now to sustainably become Britain’s largest party, far less boomer-ish than they were before. Zia and other newer hires driving a lot of this changeImage
May 6 4 tweets 2 min read
The future of America is a lusotropical caste system dominated by coastal Judeo-Hapa elite. During their ethno-cultural genesis they will throw off their WASP heritage and remodel America in the mould of the original Judeo-Hapas; the Khazars. Do you support this inevitable state? Image Please consult the infographic Image
May 4 4 tweets 2 min read
Becoming a ‘Kazakh-boo’ Kazakhstan nerd because Japan is too mainstream Image YOUR WIFE:

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MY WIFE:

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Apr 30 4 tweets 2 min read
>swiss think immigration is too high
>propose referendum to limit immigration
>government accepts proposals
>holds referendum to limit immigration
>limit immigration vote wins
>government limits immigration
>central issue of C21st western politics instantly solved
>it’s that easy x.com/polymarket/sta…Image This is not vote to ‘instantly kill all newborn babies that increase the population to 10,000,001’, more ‘take policy steps to ensure the population does not increase inordinately’ ie de facto reduce immigration. Referendum will be big test for migration restrictionists in Europe
Apr 29 4 tweets 2 min read
Very normal thing for an American to care deeply about with no ulterior motives. Instantly joins the pantheon of ‘Most American Quotes Ever Made’ by the great American political figures Image A great American tradition Image
Apr 29 4 tweets 2 min read
Sounds like I am making this up but I remember sitting under the tree the Buddha attained enlightenment under and realising in my head that because of many of my experiences in India (and elsewhere) I had been radicalised into having a much more pessimistic view of ‘human nature’ Image About giving up on ‘Star Trek Liberalism’
Apr 29 4 tweets 8 min read
THE INDIAN TRAVEL EXPERIENCE 🇮🇳

Few years ago now when I was India I used to use public transport to travel the long distances between cities - buses, trains etc. Was rarely a pleasant experience because there was always some kind of low-level of dysfunctionality but it was still mostly tolerable if you didn’t mind pissing into a bottle. Occasionally would have bad trips though, worst was between the holy city of Varanasi (where Shiva established the cosmic centre of the universe) and the holy city of Bodh Gaya (where the Buddha attained Enlightenment)

Had been in Varanasi, by the Ganges, for a few days. Depending on who you ask the Ganges is either the embodiment of the Goddess Ganga or a de facto open sewer where burnt corpses and human waste wash over the worshipers who wade into the river to pray and bathe. (Seeing actual human corpses being burnt in front of your eyes on the ghats is a strange experience, can talk more about that another time though. Won’t forget the sight anyway - didn’t expect human bodies to burn quite like that ie extremities first, torso last)

After I left my hotel had a bumpy 30 minute tuk tuk ride through honking, swerving traffic to an intersection near the bus station where a flyover had recently collapsed, trapping and crushing many people. A lot of people dead. Driver stopped near the rubble and said oh you have to walk 2 minutes down this road to get to the bus station. It seemed a lot with a heavy bag but still doable. Turned out I had to walk 20 minutes along a dirty roadside and of course there were loud honking horns, people shouting at me etc along the way. Was very hot, really wanted to punch someone

I get to the bus station sweating, agitated and tired and ask “Sasaram, Sasaram”. (City where I wanted to go first.) People just shake their head. Walk around for 15 minutes and people keep saying no, no. Eventually a tuk tuk driver comes up to me and asks if I need a tuk tuk. I ask if the Sasaram bus is nearby and he says other side of town, back the way I came. We go back down exactly the same road, even driving along the road right next to the hotel I had stayed. Another 15 minutes to get to a muddy field where the buses go to Sasaram. Note - reason I wanted to go to Sasaram and not Bodh Gaya directly is Indian state boundaries mean buses don’t go directly there. Varanasi is in Uttar Pradesh and Bodh Gaya is in Bihar. Sasaram is right on the border of Bihar, when you get there you have to take further transportation. In theory you can drive Varanasi to Bodh Gaya in 5 hours, which is long but not ‘long’ long

Wait in the muddy field for 30 minutes for whatever reason then finally we go. Driver starts driving into oncoming traffic before building up enough speed to accelerate over the raised pavement that separates the two road directions, was about 5 minutes of driving on the wrong side of the road in all. He took the raised pavement to hop back to the correct side like it was a ramp in Mario Kart. Nobody cared. 3 hours later, crammed in the bus in the dark we arrive in the grimy and in that a way a little intimidating Sasaram. The city and surrounds were visibly very very poor, there is litter everywhere etc

At the bus station they say there is no bus onwards to Bodh Gaya, I must go by train. Concept of a bus to a major nearby city seemed confusing for some people. And apparently the train was the same train I could have caught in Varanasi anyway. I have to walk out the bus station, down a dark, creepy-looking track past some slums and then across live railway lines to get to the station. Here they only have general standing tickets available, so I pay 65 rupees (>$1) because no other alternative. Was hungry but the only food available to buy anywhere near the station was biscuits so I had biscuits and coca cola for my evening meal. It was dark now too so I went to sit under the one working lamp on my train platform. Would still need to wait 90 minutes for my train to arrive

[1/3]Image Waited, bored but naively expecting the train to arrive on time. Of course this is India and karma for my hubris soon caught up to me when a teenager I was talking to (actually he was very nice and helpful - he said Sasaram had once been the proud capital of the ‘Sur Dynasty’, also he was sleeping in the station until 6am to catch his train assuming it was on time. Actually the station was full of Indians sleeping on the floor overnight for similar reasons, must have been at least 50 people there) told me the train would be 30 minutes late. Ok... annoying. 30 minutes later, oh it comes in 30 more minutes. 30 minutes later, oh it comes in 30 minutes. Finally it arrives, 11:30pm - hours after its scheduled arrival time. Except it’s full, it’s a complete crush inside… not desperate to get in something like that in India

He says, oh wait 15 and there is another better one - the one that left Varanasi four hours after the train that had just arrived was due soon, almost on time. That is, because it hadn’t been delayed it would arrive only 15 minutes after the first train. It arrives and I take it, finally on the train. Train has a little more space available but the tiered shelf-seats in basic class are still otherwise stacked like a warehouse, plus it’s dingy and dirty too. We set off but the train keeps stopping for a long time at every station along the route. Finally, after about 90 minutes (1am) it stops at Rafiganj, a small village maybe 40km from Bodh Gaya. I wait, expecting it to move soon

30 minutes later it still hasn’t moved so because it is stifling, smells of BO inside I go outside on the platform for some fresh air. I wait 30 more minutes. Nothing. Nobody speaks English. They just shrug. I am tired and angry, at the end of my tether. Phone battery almost dead. A group of men walk past, they have a little English. They say oh, signal failure, maybe the train will leave at 5am (so 6am I think). Almost crying. I ask if they have tuk tuks outside the station? At this point would pay for an overpriced taxi just to get to bed and sleep. He says no, this is a village and the countryside around it is very dangerous, there are many bandits here so nobody will drive me until morning. I am trapped

Had given up but then thought to ring my guesthouse in Bodh Gaya to ask them to send a taxi. While they nominally spoke English they didn’t really seem to understand the words I was saying, it took them a while to understand the concept of sending a taxi out to collect me that I was trying to convey. Eventually though they seemed to understand and said they will check if it was possible. I wait 15 then phone them up and they said the driver they normally use wasn’t responding, probably he had fallen asleep. Sorry. Suddenly someone says the train will leave again in 10 minutes. I said to the receptionist I might call him back, he said not possible because he was going to sleep. I wait 20 minutes and finally, at almost 3am, the train leaves. Takes another 30 minutes to arrive at the edge of Gaya (city within which Bodh Gaya is located) and then 30 more in a tuk tuk to get to Bodh Gaya (overpaid but was really late so didn’t care - also made throwaway comment the driver lectured me in a genuinely angry tone about; my mispronouncing Rama in a British accent: Ram-a not my Rar-ma), where my guesthouse is. Exhausted. Arrived 12 hours later than intended at 4am

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Apr 29 4 tweets 2 min read
Aaaaahhhhh these western books depict such full and carefree lives aaahhhh I’m so deeply resentful and jealous ahhhhh I can’t stand these western books anymore ahhhh their dreams and aspirations are so real and tangible I can’t stand it I can’t stand ittt I’m goinggg insaannnneee When I first read Dino Buzzati’s ‘The Tartar Steppe’ I was so violently sick that my family had to call an ambulance. I spent a week in a hospital bed on a drip recovering
Apr 28 6 tweets 3 min read
Voicenotes are default mode of message app communication for most non-WEIRD groups. Can measure exact point at which a former WEIRD Western country becomes non-WEIRD via migration with the ‘VOICENOTE INFLECTION POINT’ ie when at least 50% of people prefer using voicenotes vs text Image Britain is one of the world’s most voicenote averse countries - which should be a huge source of patriotic pride for British people everywhere. Ontologically speaking as long as Britain remains comparatively allergic to voicenotes it is still fair to say that it ‘remains British’ Image
Apr 27 4 tweets 3 min read
APATHETIC MUSEUMS IN AFRICA 🇧🇼

Interesting to think about what ‘returning Botswana’s artefacts’ ‘to give them meaning’ would look like in real life - especially since they would presumably be returned to be displayed in the country’s national museum. Presumably…

Remember visiting Botswana’s ‘National Museum’ some years ago because had the expectation that a country with interesting geography like the Kalahari desert and the Okavango delta or peoples like the Tswana or San must be able to produce a ‘fairly interesting’ museum about itself. Actually even though Botswana does not have a large population it is comparatively not ‘that’ poor so you assume there would be no real obstacles to it creating engaging displays

Unfortunately Botswana National Museum was one of worst museums I have ever visited. Space was a small dome building with a single main room decorated with a few low resolution print outs of ‘typical scenes’ of Botswana life. Mud huts in a village etc. Some traditional pots had been haphazardly placed around the ‘exhibit’, bunched up against each other according to some strange internal logic and often unlabelled. There were some traditional chairs (?) and carpets displayed in a similar way too. There were several other artefacts on podiums but they were also sparsely labelled. This was the extent of the ‘artefacts’ on show. The museum featured no panels with photos or expositions of Botswana’s history or anthropology

The second floor featured ‘artworks’ about Botswana by local artists. Most of the artwork looked like a souvenir you would buy in a tourist shop while on safari or from a tout sat selling his wares on a large sheet on the pavement; ie Pinterest-type paintings of elephants or black women. You could see everything in the museum in about fifteen minutes. I did not felt like I learned anything about Botswana from the visit. There were no other visitors at the timeImage ABOUT THE BOTSWANA ‘HYPE’

(PICTURED: Second floor of the Botswana National Museum) Image
Apr 27 4 tweets 2 min read
Need to remember when you critique ‘Multicultural Britain’ in many people’s minds that looks closer to ‘Pink Pantheress Britain’ than the ‘Yookay’. Below is much closer to what they think you’re attacking, many will be baffled and reject critique out of hand because it seems mean Image Partially they believe this because many people are just docile and unobservant but also partially there is a kind of ‘Ordeal of Incivility’ where ‘certain kinds’ of people struggle to ‘be mean’. Taken together you can pick and choose the good, not weird parts of multiculturalism
Apr 24 4 tweets 3 min read
Reform should have branch of party with a mission statement to become increasingly esoteric, they should lean into and embrace arcane and recondite candidate selection, policy and publicity materials. Impossible to garner negative press if you put Tibetan wizards up for election Image Reform over past year seem to have moved away slightly from the ITV-2 aesthetic that they went in big for circa 2024. This is sign of a professionalising party but also a shame insofar as it is an amusing, playful aesthetic. Could have a lot of fun with it with a skilled PR team Image
Apr 21 12 tweets 7 min read
REVIEWING SÃO PAULO TODAY 🇧🇷

São Paulo is the biggest city in the Americas and the main driver of Brazil’s economy yet it somehow has little to no cultural impact outside the country. São Paulo has great bars and restaurants but overall it can often feel underwhelming

Thread 🧵 Image São Paulo is the biggest city in the Americas - it has a greater population than Mexico City and New York. Fair to say though it punches far below its weight culturally, really has (unfortunately) little to nothing to show for its size. I am trying not to be too harsh on it here, I say this more because I am curious as to why this is the case. I think you spend some time here you can sort of ‘feel’ it doesn’t have the spark it needs to elevate itImage
Apr 20 5 tweets 4 min read
THE SEX LIVES OF BRAZILIANS 🇧🇷

Common stereotype about Brazil is that they are obsessed with sex. People are obsessed with sex everywhere you go of course (is normally impossible to scroll the X feed without some kind of softporn appearing) but Brazil how to put it… you know it’s like they say the Inuits have over 50 words for snow - in the same way Brazil has a lot of words for sex and relationships. Country has a reputation to effect of everybody there has the same level of sexual self-restraint as an average gay man, I don’t think this is quite true but it probably is true that there is at least a subset of hyper-promiscuous Brazilians and then importantly here that some of their behaviour is attributable to aspects of Brazilian culture. Qualifier is obviously incel culture and its variants exists in Brazil too but there is nonetheless (seems to me) an important kind of hyper-liberalness in Brazilian mores

Can’t say why exactly could be a few reasons, could be the special, open nature of lusotropical society, could be the average IQ of the country, could be less social stigmas, could be the weather could be all or none of the above. Brazilian once mentioned to me offhandedly that politicians in Brasilia were known for ‘having a lot of sex parties’. Said “isn’t that something quite scandalous?” and got told no not really because it’s not considered remarkable here. Same way that there is supposedly less of a stigma around using a prostitute in Brazil, many Brazilians don’t really think anything of it. Some Brazilian men, within you know five minutes of meeting them they’d be pulling up the Instagram of a woman they were fucking or wanted to fuck and say “ahhh isn’t she hot I am fucking her / want to fuck her” and often she was but to the point, they would do this very quickly after meeting them, they were very forward about this with strangers. Nice to meet you too. Again this is all heterosexual and normal but overall impression you get is that for at least some Brazilians ‘sex culture’ is ‘more open’ like the stereotypes would have it

As I say Brazil has a lot of unique terms for sex and relationships just as Inuits have terms for different consistencies of snow - think more evidence to the thesis, here are some examples:

‘Pegação’ - has several meanings but one of main ones is it refers to act of ‘making out’ with a lot of people. So at carnival or just on a night out you cruise around and you try to kiss five, ten people. The kissing of lots of people, you ‘get off’ on this a bit presumably. You ‘taste them with your mouth’ and then you move on? I don’t understand why you don’t just try to seal the deal for the evening at that point but it’s something some people enjoy doing

‘Ficante’ - this is basically just a situationship, having someone in your roster or harem and you don’t want to commit to them but maybe you text them and invite them over to bang once every week or so. Also though it’s a designator, you identify as a ‘ficante’, you can introduce yourself as a ‘ficante’ to someone

‘Cafuné’ - this means something like ‘to tenderly caress or stroke’, especially the head when lying with a partner. There is a specific word for this. Actually women would tell me Brazilian men are bipolar ‘lovebombers’ who yo-yo from incredibly sweet and tender and loving and romantic to hysterical and clingy to cold and distant as their mood takes them. Very expansive emotional ranges and this term belies that. “Brazilians have attachment styles like a manhole cover, they are very jealous and needy - but then also they all cheat too” one woman said

‘Beijeiro / Beijeira’ - ‘Kissing Bandit’ or thereabouts, someone who smothers you with kisses. To same point above, common enough that there is a term for it

‘Talarico’ - slang for a person who romantically pursues another person’s partner, particularly too if they are a friend. Means something like ‘homewrecker’, again common enough archetype that there is a term for itImage Spot the pattern
Apr 17 4 tweets 2 min read
Sneako inexplicably being indulged by world leaders like the Prime Minister of Malaysia now - as well as major third world thinkers and personalities. Like it or not Sneako represents a unifying force in the Ummah, the Ummah love him. Sneako could become leader of a new Caliphate Image This is the spectrum of Sneako-ist Thought