#BabyLWJSeason
LQR had left babyJi in his highchair with a bottle in babyJi's chubby hands.
He should start inculcating disciple and responsibility in babyji. *Stroking his goatee* A-Huan is a model child. Babyji must follow in his dada's footsteps.
Babyji is not amused.
Why has shufu not fed him milk and instead shove a bottle in his hands and run away? Unacceptable. Babyji is hungy.
Maybe he should start crying?
No. Babyji could try to feed himself right? The bottle is heavy in his smol fat hands.
He stares at it suspiciously.
He asks the bunny designed bottle " are you good milky that shufu made?"
LQR was hiding just outside the baby room away from babyji's sharp and observant golden eyes. He can be checking on babyji from the babycam but what if there was an accident and he could not rush back in
Time?
That's when he hears babyji talking!
It sounded mostly like 'avvoogoomiikushumaee'
Oh no! He should have brought his camera too! How forgetful! Is he getting old?
Oblivious to LQR's dillema babyji grips the bottle tightly and starts sipping on it happily.
LQR peers in
to watch the suddenly very silent room.
Aha! Babyji is independently drinking milk! He has succeeded in raising such a fine gentleman!
Babyji looks almost asleep now! He's still sipping on the bottle! That could not be safe for babies! He must go and set the bottle aside and
Make babyji burp and then lay him down to sleep. As he's about to go inside the room.... Babyji's eyes snap open! He stops drinking and glares at the clutched bottle. The milk is almost finished. Only a little left.
Babyji looks angy?
LQR stares in horror as babyji throws the
Bottle accross the room! Respect food! He wants to shout. But he's in awe at how far babyji three the bottle! Must be the Lan arm strength.
Clearly his nephew has the good genetics of his family.
Where does this rebellious indiscipline come from though? He cannot imagine.
He's about to go in and reprimand (obviously not) and pick the bottle up when babyji lets out a burp.
His nephew is truly an independent person! Before he could praise his chubby younger nephew anymore the nephew plops his head on the highchair and is fast asleep.
LQR nearly
does of a heartattack. He remembers how A-Huan once drank his sleep enhancing tea and plopped to the ground similarly. Surely it's nothing.
He enters the room and puts away the bottle so that no one would trip over it.
He carried babyji to the crib and tucks him in.
He's so cute like this! Not that he's never not cute! He should have filmed this to immortalize the incident and maybe make ccsr jealous of how well behaved his babyji is unlike her unruly son babyxian!
Although maybe he should teach a-zhan not to launch bottles like that.
The next day babyji stares at the bottle left infront of him again. Oh so is this bottle back for another challenge? Babyji will defeat the bottle! He grabs the bottle with his chonky and clean hands( babyji follows the best hygeine therefore he doesn't have sticky hands) and
drinks from it. As soon as he nears the end of the bottle, he nyoooms it into the air. Take that bottle! Shufu might have said something about this yesterday but he doesn't remember.
He's happy! Tummy filled and sleepy. He lets out a burp like a good baby and falls asleep.
LQR should have seen this coming. Clearly babyji inherited the Stubborn Lan genes too!
Do not play with food. Do not waste food. Respect food. Sit properly at the table! So many broken rules!
He doesn't have it in him to scold babyji though. He's already asleep. So cute.
He tucks him in and tells himself that this would not repeat tomorrow. He'll surely instill disciple in babyji!
LQR infact could not correct this habit of his nephew. A-Huan has been the target of babyji's deadly aim and got hit in the head with the bottle. When cssr visits with
Babyxian she rolls on the floor with laughter. Babyxian looks amazed with hai eyes adorable wide!
'a-zhan is awesome' he thinks.
Babyji is proud that he has wooed babyxian with his prowess.
LQR manages to make a compilation of babyji shotputting his bottles to show them to
future LZ.
To say LZ is /embarassed/ when his mother in law plays the videos on the screen and rolls on the floor laughing is an understatement. But all is good when wwx joins his mother to roll on the floor laughing.
Extra:
WWX *tearing up*: aiyaaa LZ you haven't changed one bit. You still throw me to bed like that ahahahhsshsh
LZ: Mn. *Grabs that Wei wuxianussy and yeets him to bed*.
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