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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Aug 16, 2022, 11 tweets

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine Although funded at taxpayer cost
Eric’s posturing can still exhaust.
With #freetime on his hands
for new campaign grandstands
Eric’s past reputation he lost
once he chose theatrics to rehearse
by abusing the taxpayer’s purse.
@SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub AG Schmitt: a lawyer we don’t need.
His own office budget dry he’d bleed
bogus suits to rehearse
as his repute grew worse
while his authority he’d exceed. His
tax-financed trip to #HoltsSummit
his credibility let plummet. #mosen
@buschvalentine @JohnWoodMO

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO Eric’s campaign low interest enjoyed after he lawsuits overemployed in the primary race Blunt’s Senate seat to chase. His theatrics taxpayers annoyed: one ad Eric filmed in #HoltsSummit his credibility let plummet. 👎🏼 @FEC @MOEthics

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics Eric Schmitt works for the gov’t;
public funds he improperly spent.
His trip to #HoltsSummit
let confidence plummet
in this overly litigious gent.
Always seeking more publicity
this AG lacks authenticity. 📸

@travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue #EricSchmitt at a presser appeared with #KenPaxton; it seemed super weird that to Texas he flew: nothing better to do. So alas the whole event was geared to increase Eric’s publicity at the cost of his state #Missouri. 📸 @txag @FEC

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue @TXAG Schmitt wrote a sternly-worded letter. His credibility? None better. Useless lawsuits he lost; his repute it Schmitt cost: now a #ladderclimbing go-getter. With his conflicts of interest plain, Eric’s budget helps fund his campaign.

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue @TXAG Eric’s fighting to save his campaign using tax monies he chose to drain but his lawsuits absurd made his image absurd for he’d never bothered to explain why he chose state resources to waste as Roy’s open Senate seat he chased. @FEC

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue @TXAG Eric’s effort hasn’t been enough. Truth be told, his campaigning is rough. Filing #frivoloussuits, on his horn Eric toots, so his funds were cut by @lincolnhough. 🙇 Less respected than Hawley or Cruz, in a #3wayrace Eric will lose. @ericgarland @FPWellman

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue @TXAG @lincolnhough @ericgarland @FPWellman @Adam_Sommer85 @BigElad @chuckhatfield @jrpsaki @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MGwin46 @mobarnews @MSierenMO @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @SLULAW @The65Project @tishaura @tonymess Either Mike isn’t terribly bright, or his job is to find and gaslight citizens who protest, so he serves up this jest. That’s the reason that I chose to write a few thoughts, that he clear up his head by reviewing Schmitt’s @FEC thread. 🙏🏼 @alexandriajwitt

@mearmstrong77 @kctraction @Eric_Schmitt @buschvalentine @SeanJCooksey @EllenLWeintraub @JohnWoodMO @FEC @MOEthics @travisfitzwater @ShanaMBroussard @Flip_MO_Blue @TXAG @lincolnhough @ericgarland @FPWellman @Adam_Sommer85 @BigElad @chuckhatfield @jrpsaki @MarkPedroli @MayorLucasKC @MGwin46 @mobarnews @MSierenMO @RepRaskin @SarahUnsicker @sbarrett01 @SLULAW @The65Project @tishaura @tonymess @alexandriajwitt Either Mike isn’t terribly bright or his job is to find and gaslight citizens who protest so he serves up this jest. It’s the reason that I chose to write a few thoughts, that he clear up his head by reviewing Schmitt’s @FEC thread.

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