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Ethical Human Flesh Consumer. #Dezbollah Groupchats Editor. Doxx Attempts: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Aug 25, 2022, 108 tweets

Group Chat art thread 🧵
You're all just content to me

Before I figured out my aesthetic I was trying to do stuff like this

Honestly I hope Anon is wrong but I'm not optimistic

Sorry almost missed a couple classics

A crowd favorite

Wisdom from the married oldheads

Hard times

They used to bully me in chat back before I changed my username

See? I'm a victim.

It's a blessing and a curse

Lest we forget

I still stand by this sentiment

Click through for context pls

"Communism detected on American soil"

Cultural illiteracy will not be tolerated

👑

We did in fact ascend to Divine Platonic Sigmahood

I still haven't forgiven @JReubenCIark

We never heard from him again

A Lose-Lose situation

And @AnchorStill deserves the world

We will find you

*feels

@__DNA_GB was designed in a lab

Me and my homies hate Thors

Poast fizeek? Nah @TheTriarii says

I will not tolerate pool slander and if I catch you doing it I'll call up beasts from the deep

Are you not entertained?

Most recent 🧵

In the world but not of the world

Disappointed but not surprised

Tyfys

Anon warned us

He will be rebuilt

My life Ålphabet

You think public posts get nasty? You wouldn't believe what I see in the group chats

Disregard Grifters

Well now it all makes sense

Even when the group chat complains about the art they're still content for me.

Anon saw the Lana Del Rey photos

It's the boredom that'll do you in

Anon had perverted friends

So close

*Haka in the distance gets louder

In which the topic of E-girls is introduced and then swiftly dismissed

The infestation spreads

Ya hate to see it happen

I have an update on the Duke volleyball incident

Impressive really

We're not the most supportive bunch but we are good listeners

Grifters are always trying to Nuancebro the Brethren and established Doctrine. #DezNat

Free mah boi

Unfortunately Anon was illiterate and colorblind

Anon is becoming TOO big

@SkyDeser's entire identity comes into question

Gotta pick your battles

Heavy is the crown

Citing the most reliable source

Blood feuds get started and settled every day in the group chat

Feds ain't got nothing on us

Sometimes that's all you can do

Anon is down bad

Almost too good to be true

Oldheads with their unsolicited wisdom

Sometimes the advice isn't all bad

The group chat observes another trending E-girl

Anon is probably innocent

@BrettWCain continues to fascinate us all

Reasonable but distasteful

And to think we almost fell for it

Anon observes from afar

Executed for Crimes Against the ̶S̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ Group Chat

Humility as a sport

They test my patience

When will the cycle end?

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Lifehack #838: Gift Giving

The Group Chat discusses Tom Brady and Gisele

It's free for all when the Boomers and Zoomers mix

Anon tells a horror story

The inevitable conclusion of any discussion on meat

There will always be forbidden fruit

I feel so called out

We're back

Be the change you want to see in the world

Straw poll says no

Anon refuses to believe

That's right anon, now hold still

Oldheads watching Millennials and Zoomers date

Many such cases

When everyone in the Groupchat is either a genius or a schizo

No I don't

Anon having a normal one

It's a sport

The only way to win is to not play

Anon hates fish

Dare you to go to that website

Toxic but never sacrilegious

✊🏻

Spare the rod, spoil the child

We may never know

Thots and Prayers

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