WIKIPEDIA:
King Donald the Worst
(as opposed to King Donald the Wurst, a foul bratwurst)
was the ruler of the United States of Republica, an imaginary nation that briefly existed in the delusions of Fox viewers (#FixFox) as well as some gullible voters...
#MagaKing Maga King
WIKIPEDIA
The short reign of King Donald the Worst featured a brief alliance with the Axis of Imagination: Thigh Land, Nambia, Somolia & 2 of the 3 Mexicos
King Donald introduced the method of Finnish Forest Raking & waged a prolonged war against windmills & sanity losing both
WIKIPEDIA
King Donald the Worst ascended to the throne upon his Reinstatement, after a failed coup d'etat, insurrection & picnic on Jan 6
His royal concubine was the Third Lady #FLOTITS, a Slovenian mostly of plastic. He had 2 sons: Don Jr & Hannity. He adopted a third son..
WIKIPEDIA
King Donald the Worst adopted a third son, sired by Earl Gary Busey, who was named Eric the Meek. King Donald had a daughter, Princess Lapdance of Entitlement & Goya. Hated by everybody she could not find a mate, so she carved one out of deadwood with a Saudi Bone Saw
WIKIPEDIA
The court of King Donald the Worst included the traditional Royal Rapist, Matt the Seventeenth Gaetz of Hell
Court Jester was Archduke Rudibald McButtdial di Giuliani
His Majesty's official scarecrow was Kimberly Gargoyle
Exchequer of Pardons was Sir Roger of Stone
WIKIPEDIA
King Donald the Worst lived in denial & in a bug-infested fake castle with a Mexican Wall & a moat. The moat featured swamp creatures like alligators, crocodiles & vicious baby-eating Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtles. Terrified Americans threw repeated tax cuts at them
Share this Scrolly Tale with your friends.
A Scrolly Tale is a new way to read Twitter threads with a more visually immersive experience.
Discover more beautiful Scrolly Tales like this.