Thread by @Ashmedaidemon

Incessant pericarditis following the second dose of SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine successfully treated with anakinra: a case report

"INCESSANT"

Does that mean it wasn't transient?

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36111072/

A case of hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis following second dose of COVID-19 vaccination

HLH = immune cells think that blood cells are yummy

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36096118/

"Physicians need to be aware of such severe complications following a second dose of the COVID-19 vaccine"

Lots of calls for awareness of things which we are told do not exist

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

A case of BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccine-associated fulminant myocarditis in a very elderly woman

This is good news - we can now rest assured, myocarditis is not discriminatory🥳🥳

Oh, and "Steroid pulse therapy was effective"

See? Mild & Transient
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36093466/

A Case of Segmental Arterial Mediolysis of Multiple Visceral Arteries Following Anti-COVID-19 Vaccination: Late Complication or Rare Coincidence?

What does Fauci
@HHSGov think?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36068721/

A case of recurrent fixed drug eruption following two different coronavirus disease 2019 vaccination verified through intradermal and patch tests

AZ Dose 1 SAE
Tried Moderna for Dose 2
Didn't work out though....

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36062201/

Case report: Case series of isolated acute pericarditis after SARS-CoV-2 vaccinations

"We describe a series of five adult patients"

Makes it sound like a mere trifling 5 patients

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36061550/

Then you read on and discover the following:

@AAPSonline @P_McCulloughMD @Covid19Critical @TyCardon

Just another 5 cases:

Case report: Five patients with myocarditis after mRNA COVID-19 vaccination

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36061387/

Symptomatic Bradycardia Manifesting as Acute Hypothyroidism Following COVID-19 Infection: A Case Report

Why is this case report in a🧵of SAE reports, you ask?

"she was found to have a positive COVID-19 test despite being vaccinated"

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36060398/

Potential adverse events in Japanese women who received tozinameran (BNT162b2, Pfizer-BioNTech)

"Potential"

So much potential these days

"In Japan, 10 fatal cases (five men and women) have been reported to date"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34059124/

Splanchnic vein thrombosis with thrombopenia in a young, otherwise healthy patient

Key word being "otherwise"

Not so healthy anymore now, is he🤔🤔

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34146571/

Neurosurgical Considerations Regarding Decompressive Craniectomy for Intracerebral Hemorrhage after SARS-CoV-2-Vaccination in Vaccine Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia-VITT

They also have to 'consider' the safetyness & efficacyness - the important stuff
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34202817/

Intracerebral hemorrhage associated with vaccine-induced thrombotic thrombocytopenia following ChAdOx1 nCOVID-19 vaccine in a pregnant woman

As long as it wasn't in the placenta, no biggie

See?? DOESN'T AFFECT PREGNANCY
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34261297/

A racing heart post-Pfizer/BioNTech BNT162b2

Way to go on precision, this title describes the majority of Pfizer recipients

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jo…

Henoch-Schönlein purpura following COVID-19 vaccine in a child: a case report

11 yo girl

Doc probably thinks she needs a booster though nonetheless

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36056360/

Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in a fully vaccinated 18-year-old without known SARS-CoV-2 infection

They make it sound so mysterious

But is it really??

🤷‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️😉😉
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36050690/

Four cases of cytokine storm after COVID-19 vaccination: Case report

4 fatal cases that is

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Induced Depressive Disorder Following the First Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine

Don't we all ;)

It would be more noteworthy "Following 1st Dose, Patient Surprisingly Remained Upbeat"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36043719/

Suspected COVID-19 Immunization-Induced Probable Catastrophic Antiphospholipid Syndrome

Is it 'suspected' AND 'probable', or is the 'probable' part itself merely 'suspected'?

I would think Pharma is pro grammar, hard to market if you can't write clearly
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36042994/

Pfizer is now an 'immunologic stimuli'

Recurrent, non-traumatic, non-exertional rhabdomyolysis after immunologic stimuli in a healthy adolescent female: a case report

Is this the newest definition of vaccine or just a censor evasion tactic?

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36042458/

Who is getting J&J these days????

A Case of COVID-19 Vaccine-Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36039236/

Case report: A pediatric case of Bickerstaff brainstem encephalitis after COVID-19 vaccination and Mycoplasma pneumoniae infection: Looking for the culprit

15 YO!!

Way to go to whichever doc / parent(s) are responsible for ruining this life

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Acute dizziness and mental alteration associated with Moderna COVID-19 vaccine: a case report

Moderna also makes you loony

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36028809/

Cervical Staphylococcus aureus Infection after Receiving the Third Dose of COVID-19 Vaccination: A Case Report

Just a wee bit of not-so-temporary paralysis

Bonus: Being paralyzed for entire duration of vaccine protection adds protection from infection
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36016164/

If you can't go anywhere, you won't be around those pesky unmasked mass spreaders

Lymphedema of the Arm after COVID-19 Vaccination in a Patient with Hidden Breast Cancer and Paraneoplastic Dermatomyositis

Just what exactly is going on here?!?!?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36016107/

Transient Global Amnesia Related to the Third Coronavirus Disease-19 (COVID-19) Vaccination

This title is a Freudian Slip on a Meta-level

@SteveDeaceShow @EthicalSkeptic @EduEngineer

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children (MIS-C) secondary to COVID-19 mRNA vaccination - A case report from Qatar

I'm seeing a lot more case reports on kids now....

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35996419/

Man the conspiracy oriented folks are gonna have a field day with this one:

COVID-19 vaccine-induced Recurrence of the Radiation Recall Phenomenon in the Laryngeal Mucosa Due to a VEGF Inhibitor

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35992570/

Whaddaya know? Mild clinical disease can be 'challenging' to manage :)

Breakthrough COVID-19 infection inducing acute epiglottitis in an immunized host

"The combination of these two conditions may lead to challenging clinical management"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35991718/

Unusual Case of Painful Glossitis and Xerostomia Following Vaccination with Pfizer-BioNTech SARS-CoV-2 (BNT162b2)

In this case, something did indeed get her tongue

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35986502/

Pituitary apoplexy after COVID-19 vaccination: A case report

"A 24-year-old female with no known medical illness, presented with sudden onset of severe frontal headache that she described as the “worst headache ever”"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

If patient reacts poorly to vax....
Keep on vaxxing
Duh.

Severe aplastic anaemia after serial vaccinations for SARS-CoV-2, pneumococcus and seasonal influenza

"She developed mild leukopenia ∼2 weeks after the SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine sequence,
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pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35941884/

with progressive symptoms after subsequent vaccines, eventually developing severe aplastic anaemia (SAA)"

Notice subsequent vaccines with the plural 's'

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE DOCTORS?!?!?

Acute Kidney Injury after First Dose of AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine Managed in a Nigerian Hospital

He was lucky it was a Nigerian hospital, had it been an American hospital, he probably would've gotten ventilated Remdesivir

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35929534/

MRI Findings in Case of Post-COVID-19 Vaccination Rhabdomyolysis: A Rare Postvaccination Adverse Effect

Which vax?

"Recombinant Chimpanzee Adenovirus vector vaccine encoding the SARS-CoV-2 Spike [S] glycoprotein"

🧐🧐🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35924123/

This here is what we mean by "EFFECTIVE":

Infection with SARS-CoV-2 Omicron Variant 24 Days after Non-Omicron Infection

"After his recovery, and 24 days after the 1st positive test, he had onset of symptomatic infection with the BA.1.1 []"

24 days....
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35914519/

Seriously, did a Sphinx write this study?

'Looks Like Neurosyphilis, Feels Like Guillain-Barre: At the Confluence of Infection and Immunology'

"Notably, he received the second dose of his Moderna COVID-19 vaccine one week prior to symptom onset"

🧐🧐🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35911366/

BNT162b2 mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine Does Not Impact the Honeymoon Phase in Type 1 Diabetes: A Case Report

Hats off to whoever named this stage of diabetes

I would write Title though as "Diabetes doesn't affect Honeymoon Phase with Vaccine"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35891261/

About the actual study part:

"T1D patients who are going to receive COVID-19 vaccination should be warned about the possible occurrence of transient ViHG and should undergo strict postvaccination surveillance"

so much surveillance for such trivial concerns🤔🤔🤔

@AlexBerenson

Hematologic Malignancies Diagnosed in the Context of the mRNA COVID-19 Vaccination Campaign: A Report of Two Cases

"Hematologic Malignancies"

MILD malignancies of course

Duh

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35888593/

'recurrent fixed drug eruption'

50yo M:
Day 1: AZ Dose #1 😍
Day 2: Lesions 😫
Day ∼62: AZ Dose #2 😱
Day 63: Return of the Lesions 😨😫
Day ∼245 Pfizer Dose #3 😱😱😱😱😱
Day 246: Lesion TRIFECTA!!💣💣💣💣💣

@TotallyCanc3l3d @AAPSonline @AlexBerenson
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Acute corneal endothelial graft rejection following COVID-19 vaccination

"Corneal transplantation is the oldest, most common, and arguably the most successful form of solid tissue transplantation"

Until now, that is

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34281760/

"We highlight the case of a 35-year-old ED physician who developed COVID-19 infections on three separate instances [] despite the usage of personal protective equipment and being triple vaccinated"

@AlexBerenson @AAPSonline @brownstoneinst
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35868947/

This is what Efficacy looks like:

But hey, it's AstraZeneca so it probably doesn't count

Bipolar writing for you:

A Case of Chronic Myelomonocytic Leukemia Unmasked After Receiving J&J COVID-19 Vaccine

"Our case suggests the possibility of developing CMML after receiving the J&J COVID vaccine"

Unmasked or Caused??

Which is it.....
🧐🤔🤔🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35865440/

They left Influenza vax out:

Psoriasis Flares in Patients With COVID-19 Infection or Vaccination: A Case Series

"Further, he had an influenza infection in February 2021, which significantly worsened his flare"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35855232/

"The patient was well until 12 months later, when she developed fever (104° F), chills, rigors, and headache, two days after receiving a dose of COVID-19 vaccine (mRNA-1273)"

Sometimes, it's just your time to take one on the chin, that's how it goes.....
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35855226/

For those wondering what the title of this is:

'Proliferative Glomerulonephritis With Monotypic Immunoglobulin Deposits: An Unusual Presentation in the Setting of Multiple Inciting Events Including COVID-19 Vaccination'

Definitely an incitement

A severe presentation of breakthrough infection caused by the Omicron variant with radiological findings of COVID-19 pneumonia in an elderly woman

It's not 'despite', it's because

Because of the vaccine

She survived, didn't she??

Stick it, you rube
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35846507/

ANCA-associated vasculitis following Johnson and Johnson COVID-19 vaccine

"These mechanisms are likely to trigger autoimmune responses in genetically susceptible individuals"

I must have missed that line in the FDA fact sheet
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35832214/

Cataracts in setting of multisystem inflammation after COVID-19 vaccination

"A previously healthy 20yo male developed intumescent bilateral cataracts leading to visual decline from 20/20 to 20/300-20/400 in each eye, likely from systemic inflammation []"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35818371/

They're always 'previously' healthy aren't they

Cuz they sure aren't anymore

MEDICAL MALFEASANCE:

Two cases of acute respiratory failure following SARS-CoV-2 vaccination in post-COVID-19 pneumonia

"In this novel case report, we describe two patients with post-COVID-19 pneumonia who experienced acute respiratory failure and
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pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35814194/

new bilateral ground-glass opacities several days after receiving SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. Both patients were treated with methylprednisolone pulse therapy and recovered from the disease successfully. Indeed, post-COVID-19 patients can gain benefits from the vaccine, but
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but vaccination at the early stage of recovery from COVID-19 might be a risk for certain populations. These cases highlight a potential association between vaccination, interstitial lung disease and worsening of post-COVID-19 pneumonia.
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Further investigation and research examining the relationship between the timing of SARS-CoV-2 vaccination and potential risks in post-COVID-19 patients is recommended."

VAXXING PATIENTS WHILE THEY STILL HAVE COVID???

@EduEngineer @AAPSonline @FLSurgeonGen @AlexBerenson

Vitiligo of the arm after COVID-19 vaccination

A Moderna Beauty

They should put this on the brochure
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35756074/

A rare case of cortical blindness following vaccination against SARS-CoV-2

Yup, both eyes

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36190083/

Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura After Ad6.COV2.S Vaccination

Seriously, who is still getting J&J now???

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36185943/

COVID-19 Vaccine-Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopaenia With Venous and Arterial Thrombosis: A Case Report

Just another AstraZenecide VITT

YAWN

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36185940/

Relapse of Palmoplantar Pustulosis Following COVID-19 Vaccination

Skin Care Industry is making a literal killing off the magic gene juice

For those whose skin didn't completely fall off that is

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36185929/

Antineutrophil Cytoplasmic Antibody-associated Vasculitis after COVID-19 Vaccination with Pfizer-BioNTech

"His general symptoms and renal impairment subsequently improved*"

See?? Totally mild

(*=/= recovered. minor details and all.)

@AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36184535/

Livedo reticularis after COVID-19 vaccination

You gotta love the non-native English academics - this study definitely opens with a bang:

"An 80-year-old woman presented with eruption."

Sounds like an anatomical volcano🌋🌋

@TotallyCanc3l3d @AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36182117/

Bilateral adrenal haemorrhage with renal infarction after ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 AstraZeneca vaccination

"...bilateral adrenal haemorrhage, renal vein thrombosis, renal infarction and pulmonary embolism 13 days post-vaccination..."

just a coincidence, duh

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36177263/

COVID-19-Induced Myocarditis and mRNA Vaccine-Related Pericarditis: A Case Report

"We report a case of acute pericarditis following the second dose of the vaccine in a 49-year-old woman with previous COVID myocarditis & heart failure"

@TyCardon
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36176830/

Poor woman...

covid gave her myocarditis, only to have the vax come at her from the other side with some good ole pericarditis

left-right jab combo👊🤛🤜

Definitely a heartbreaking story

The demonic cray-cray is so intense that all you can do is laugh....

Postscript:

"In this scenario, previous myocarditis is not an absolute contraindication to vaccination"

They friggin lost their minds

@AlexBerenson @EduEngineer @EthicalSkeptic @AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d

Acute pancreatitis in pregnancy following COVID-19 vaccine: a case report

They meant acutely safe

@Twitter you hear? SAFE!!!
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36175940/

Failure of desensitization with Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine in two asthmatic patients

*FAILURE*

so they tried after dose 1... and... well...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34753281/

Fatal intracerebral haemorrhage associated with thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome after ChAdOx1-S vaccine

#AstraZenecide #RIP
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36169326/

Severe refractory warm autoimmune haemolytic anaemia after the SARS-CoV-2 Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine (BNT162b2 mRNA) managed with emergency splenectomy and complement inhibition with eculizumab

Is there such a thing as a mild emergency splenectomy?

🤔🤔

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36107725/

CT-157 Another Rare Case of COVID-19 Vaccine Induced Acquired Hemophilia

How many 'Another Rare' case reports do we need before it isn't 'rare'?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36164200/

Single organ hepatic artery vasculitis as an unusual cause of epigastric pain: A case report

Left the Pfizer part out of the title did we?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36159425/

Ad26.COV2.S Vaccine-Induced Thrombocytopenia Leading to Dural Sinus Thrombosis and Intracranial Hemorrhage Requiring Hemicraniectomy: A Case Report and Systematic Review

Getting your skull cracked open is SAFE & EFFECTIVE

See - it worked!!

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36127984/

When you vaccinate someone who HAS COVID:

Guillain-Barré Syndrome: A Sequela of the Original COVID-19 Infection or Vaccination

"six days after receiving Pfizer, presented with acute unilateral limb weakness progressing to flaccid quadriparesis []"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36127970/

"Of note, he also had four days of diarrhea before receiving the COVID-19 booster shot and tested positive for COVID-19 upon admission."

Well WHY ON EARTH IS SOMEONE WHO IS CLEARLY SICK GETTING A VACCINE??????????

Multiple sites of thrombosis without thrombocytopenia after a second dose of Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine

Only clots, not so bad eh?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36123789/

Acute asthma exacerbation due to SARS-CoV-2 vaccine (Pfizer)

"We demonstrate a case involving a patient who developed a life-threatening acute asthma exacerbation after receiving their 3rd dose"

MILD: threatening =/= lethal

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36122668/

GBS *and* Thrombocytopenia

Hurray!!!

[Guillain-Barre syndrome and thrombocytopenia after SARS-CoV-2 vaccination with Moderna. A case report]

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36218255/

Acute-onset chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy complicating SARS-CoV-2 infection and Ad26.COV2.S vaccination: report of two cases

Maddie De Garay suffers from this

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36212671/

Systemic lupus erythematosus myocarditis after COVID-19 vaccination

very fancy myo

in other words, very safe & effective myo :)

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36211224/

Herpes Zoster Ophthalmicus after Pfizer BNT162b2 and Moderna mRNA-1273 vaccination in two young and immunocompetent patients

KIDS!!

@TotallyCanc3l3d @AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36155145/

Whatever the holy heck is this?!?!??

Asymmetric Periflexural Exanthem in an Adult Patient After Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36125778/

Case report: VITT complicated by acute CVT and hemorrhage after AZ vaccines followed by Moderna booster and surgery

"Clinicians should be aware that mRNA-1273 Moderna, an mRNA-based vaccine, may be associated with VITT with catastrophic complications"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36267879/

Fetal supraventricular tachycardia and maternal COVID-19 vaccination: is there any relationship?

"two cases of fetal supraventricular tachycardia following the administration of the Pfizer vaccine"

It was MILD tachycardia, don't worry

@TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36248062/

Case report: Sudden cardiorespiratory collapse in a healthy male after coronavirus disease 2019 vaccination at a vaccination center

He was probably gonna collapse then anyway, he just happened to get vaxxed at the wrong time ;)

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36247451/

An asymmetric morbilliform eruption in an adult male

Burying the lead on this one, eh?

They forgot to mention the part about being right after Pfizer vaccination

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36590078/

"Three healthy adolescents presented with myocarditis . . . Long-term outcomes are yet to be determined"

But they would've been worse off getting covid of course

KIDS!!!!

@RMConservative @JesslovesMJK @EthicalSkeptic @JohnBeaudoinSr @AAPSonline

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36589642/

Amyloid β-related angiitis of the central nervous system occurring after COVID-19 vaccination: A case report

Yummy amyloids

@JesslovesMJK

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36579089/

COVID-19 vaccination-related hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis presenting as acute liver failure

At least he won't get thrown off the transplant list for being unvaxxed ;)

@RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36578589/

Admission and follow-up cardiac magnetic resonance imaging findings in BNT162b2 Vaccine-Related myocarditis in adolescents

Just another 9 cases of totally rare, mild, safe & efective myocarditis

*YAWN*

@RMConservative @EthicalSkeptic @AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36576105/

Relapsing Anti-MOG Antibody-associated Disease Following COVID-19 Vaccination: A Rare Case Report

"MOGAD after inoculation with coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) vaccines is rare, and we herein report a rare case of a patient with MOGAD after

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36575011/

vaccination using the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine"

How many times do you need to tell us that it's "rare"?

Cuz we really needed that 3rd time🤣🤣

Two Cases of Possible Exacerbation of Chronic Rejection After [mRNA] Vaccination

"These alarming cases will be presented as case reports"

Kudos to these very courageous authors, who dare to literally sound the alarm

Contd

@RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36572611/

"We have experienced 2 post-liver transplant recipients with exacerbated chronic rejection after vaccination, one of whom had to undergo retransplant and the other who is still in the process of liver function without improvement"

But sure, mandate transplant recipients get 💉'd

Insulin allergy manifesting soon after COVID-19 vaccination (BNT162b2)

Ya, that's gonna be a wee bit of a problem

See we kind of need insulin, like really really need it

Otherwise, you suffer a mild, safe & effective and very transient death

Oh well
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36562465/

This happened to a KID:

A rare presentation of rapidly progressing myopathy in an adolescent

You have to read the case study to appreciate the horrific suffering this kid experienced

@JesslovesMJK @RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36562098/

"who developed symptoms within hours after receiving Pfizer BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccine"

"avoiding the conflation of association with causation is also crucial in the context of the pandemic"

I don't think there is any potential conflation here

Winning the lottery:

Lovely 83yo woman NO detectable spike protein after vax😇

She somehow still got herself some good ole' VITT anyway

Which sure seems odd if the spikeys *cause* the VITT
🤔🤔🤨

@TheJikky @JesslovesMJK @Kevin_McKernan @drcole12
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36560466/

Presentation of SLE after COVID vaccination in a pediatric patient

"SLE is a [] disease that is associated with significant morbidity and mortality. Childhood-onset SLE tends to have more severe disease manifestations than adult-onset SLE"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36536389/

Lipschütz ulceration in a 12-year-old girl following second dose of Comirnaty (Pfizer) COVID-19 vaccine

Genital ulcer in a *12YO* KID - VERY painful

But of course covid would have been worse

@RMConservative @AAPSonline @ichudov @JesslovesMJK @drcole12
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36531266/

@RMConservative @AAPSonline @ichudov @JesslovesMJK @drcole12 A Rare Case of MDA-5-Positive Amyopathic Dermatomyositis with Rapidly Progressive Interstitial Lung Disease Following COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination - a Case Report

A MILD rare case. So mild and rare and safe.

@drcole12
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36530960/

@RMConservative @AAPSonline @ichudov @JesslovesMJK @drcole12 Hilar lymphadenopathy, development of tubulointerstitial nephritis, and dense deposit disease following Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccination

Sounds yummy!!

A trivial price to pay for the miraculous perfect protection from covid
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36513952/

COVID-19 vaccination-related exacerbation of seizures in persons with epilepsy

"13 patients (2.5 %) reported a seizure exacerbation following their first vaccination"

It gets worse

contd
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36495798/

"6 of these patients (46 %) had a further exacerbation of seizures with their second vaccine"

WHY THE HECK WERE THEY GIVEN DOSE 2????

Oh, and:

"An additional 4 patients reported increased seizures only with the 2nd vaccine dose"

@RMConservative @shannonjoyradi0 @akheriaty

Multiple cranial nerve palsies with small angle exotropia following COVID-19 mRNA vaccination in an adolescent: A case report

VAX THE KIDDIES!!!!!!!

This kiddo suffered *MULTIPLE* palsies

@SteveDeaceShow @AAPSonline @EduEngineer @EthicalSkeptic
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36483824/

Case mistaken for leukemia after mRNA COVID-19 vaccine administration: A case report

It was just some severe thrombocytopenia, leukocytosis and cirrhotic liver features, nothing to worry about😇😇

@RMConservative @IamBrookJackson @FLSurgeonGen
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36483810/

Two possible etiologies of Guillain-Barré syndrome: mRNA-1273 (Moderna) vaccination and scrub typhus: A case report

"muscle strength of the extremities deteriorated to the extent that walking was impossible"

Oh well. At least he didn't get covid!!

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36482517/

Optic disc hemorrhage in a young female following mRNA coronavirus disease 2019 vaccination: a case report

Probably caused by the asymptomatic covid she probably had two years earlier

DUH

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36482489/

The mRNA-Based Coronavirus Disease-2019 Vaccine-induced Severe Cardiomyopathy: A Rare Incident

"After the second dose of the vaccine, his health rapidly declined, and he developed severe DCM with reduced ejection fraction"

RARE RARE RARE RARE RARE RARE

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36479170/

COVID-19 Vaccination a Cause of Guillain-Barré Syndrome? A Case Series

YAWN

Just another 5 cases of GBS, nothing out of the ordinary rarity

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36465787/

Quick drop of platelet counts in children with chronic immune thrombocytopenia after COVID-19 mRNA vaccination: case reports

Gonna go out on a limb and say that this is NOT the ideal sequelae of vaccination?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36451665/

Post-COVID mRNA vaccine myocarditis in children: report of two cases

They should be grateful that covid won't give them the bad type of myocarditis cuz they got the good rare safe & effective TM type of myo

@JesslovesMJK @RMConservative @EthicalSkeptic
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36442910/

Repeated Coronary Artery Thrombosis after mRNA-1273 COVID-19 Vaccination

The cath lab definitely proved their worth on this case

Unfortunately, it was for naught, as the patient expired in the end

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36440252/

Clinical/Interventional Chain of Events:

Coronary Artery Thrombosis (#1)
Hemodynamic Collapse
V-Fib
CPR
ECMO
Coronary Catheterization
Echo* = ejection frac 44%
Hypotension / O2 Desat
Tachy
Cath #2 = total occlusion
CA Thrombosis (#2)
VITT
Cardiogenic Shock
Acute Renal Fail
DEATH

I skipped a few to fit in one tweet, but that is the basic flow of the [short] hospital stay by this de-identified poor soul

He only expired because other people didn't take the safe and effective vaccine.

This spry, spunky 76yo woman got some young blooded myocarditis:

Fulminant Myocarditis in a 76-Year-Old Lady after Spikevax Vaccination: A Case Report

Who ever said you gotta be a 16yo boy to get the privilege of the safe & effective type of myo?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36440247/

Acute Inflammatory Pericarditis following First Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine (AstraZeneca)

That's right, AstraZeneca getting in on the myocarditis action

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36439898/

A Case of Myopericarditis After the Second Dose of mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine in a Patient With a History of Myopericarditis

Why, oh why, would you vaccinate someone with a HISTORY OF MYOCARDITIS??????????

CULT

@RMConservative @AlexBerenson @SteveDeaceShow
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36439701/

Pyoderma Gangrenosum Triggered by COVID-19 Vaccination in a Patient with Ulcerative Colitis: A Case Report

🚨WARNING🚨

The pictures of the gangrene are not for the faint of heart - follow the link at your own mental peril

@ichudov @IamBrookJackson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36426538/

A Case of Purpura Annularis Telangiectodes of Majocchi after Anti-SARS-CoV-2 Pfizer-BioNTech Vaccine: Is There an Association?

Seriously, like every weird name medical condition is caused by these vaccines

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36423067/

Oh well. At least they tried their best. 😭😭

A case of severe COVID-19 despite full vaccination with mRNA-1273 SARS-CoV-2 vaccine (Moderna) in a kidney transplant recipient

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34339083/

Recurrent injection‐site reactions after incorrect subcutaneous administration of a COVID‐19 vaccine

Kind of important to inject it right

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

this is mindblowing & prophetic:

"COVID-19 vaccine should be given intramuscularly. Muscles have good vascularity, and therefore allowing injected drug to reach systemic circulation quickly"

followed by even quicker myocarditis😂😂😂

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33589486/

Just some mild Zoster reactivation that caused some mild retinal *necrosis*:

Acute Retinal Necrosis from Reactivation of Varicella Zoster Virus following BNT162b2 mRNA COVID-19 Vaccination

@richardursomd @RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34851795/

Another lottery winner🎉🎉

Fulminant Myocarditis and Acute Appendicitis after COVID-19 Vaccination: A Case Report

Myocarditis AND Appendicitis👏👏

Gosh, he's lucky to get the mild safe & effective versions of both of these conditions

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36418095/

Here's a 5-case series of not-so-transient myocarditis:

"residual lesions with persistent areas of LGE/myocardial fibrosis with ongoing myocardial oedema after resolution of the initial myocardial oedema a few weeks after Pfizer/BioNTech vaccination"

/1
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36622403/

"However, in all 3 adolescents, a persistent area of LGE was evident at follow-up, suggesting post-myocarditic fibrosis"

"1 adolescent [] 66 days after being symptomatic, had no acute inflammation but persistent fibrotic changes"

Ooooh myocarditic fibrosis!!
Sounds like fun

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"This last adolescent, who underwent the first scan 109 days after symptom onset, had findings compatible with an episode of previous myocarditis, with mild ongoing regional myocardial oedema/inflammation."

So this kid's heart never stopped being inflamed. . . 109 days later😱😱

"Myocardial fibrosis [] is thought to contribute to sudden cardiac death, ventricular tachyarrhythmias, left ventricular dysfunction, & heart failure"

Myocardial Fibrosis as Early Manifestation of Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy

But it was MILD fibrosis

/3
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Upcoming Atlantic article: "7 Reasons a little myocardial fibrosis is actually a good thing!"
🤣🤣🤣

Authors conclusion:

"There is an urgent need to recognise and fully investigate the outcome of post-vaccination myocarditis"

@RMConservative @ClareCraigPath @EthicalSkeptic

Case report: Myocarditis with nonsustained ventricular tachycardia following COVID-19 mRNA vaccination in a female adolescent

"the patient's heart function was not fully restored, and the concentration of cardiac enzymes remained above the normal range"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36479288/

Severe rhabdomyolysis secondary to COVID-19 mRNA vaccine in a teenager

They meant Severely MILD

Just a mild typo 🤔🤔

Besides, Omicron would've melted his muscles worse than the vax did

@RMConservative @EthicalSkeptic @JesslovesMJK @kksheld
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36409362/

Definitely not the last:

First Episode Psychosis Following COVID-19 Vaccination: a Case Report

It's hard to know if the vax caused the psychosis, or the vax MANDATE, or maybe it was the double mask plus faceshield on the nurse who injected him?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36170703/

Loooong Covid caused by vaccine:

A Case Report: Long Post-COVID Vaccination Syndrome During the Eleven Months After the Third Moderna Dose

With grisly pictures to boot!!

@AlexBerenson @SteveDeaceShow @AAPSonline
cureus.com/articles/12766…

"MIS-C rarely involves delayed giant coronary aneurysms, multiple readmissions or occurrence after COVID-19 vaccination"

Except for this case?

Poor kid got whacked with all the tender safe effectiveness of a Pfizer

That was 1 VERY effective dose too!!

journals.lww.com/pidj/Fulltext/…

Title: "Acute pericarditis as a major clinical manifestation of long COVID-19 syndrome"

Also, vaxxed were 38% of subjects, but 56% of pericarditis cases

"previous vaccination [was] found to be univariate predictor of acute pericarditis"

@RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36513284/

Of course, they 'adjusted' their way out of this thorny inconvenience

Second mRNA Vaccination of COVID-19 in a Patient Who Developed Pericarditis after the First Vaccination

I am at a loss for words

😱😱😱😱😱😱

@andrewbostom @RMConservative @IamBrookJackson @AAPSonline @SteveDeaceShow
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36450560/

"Since there are no guidelines on whether to administer an additional vaccination to a patient who developed pericarditis after the initial vaccination, we considered whether or not to administer the additional vaccination"

How long did the 'considering' phase last for exactly??

"We informed the patient about the risks and benefits and decided to administer the second dose"

Somehow, this seems rather suspect. . . . .

A case series of dermatomyositis following SARS-CoV-2 vaccination

Yup, another Interstitial Lung Disease case report

@JesslovesMJK
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36419787/

Autoimmune Reaction Associated With Long COVID Syndrome []

"A 35yo woman [] presented with [] 3 weeks after her second COVID-19 vaccine"

THREE weeks post-vaccine = LONG COVID?

🤔🤔🤔

@RMConservative @justin_hart @james_clinic @AAPSonline @andrewbostom
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36348978/