Thread by @betelgeuse1922

Here is a single post and 155 comments from a russian telegram channel posting about dead or wounded Ukrainians.

Guys like @wartranslated do an amazing job of showing "russian voices", but they have to pick the most important bits. Let me show you casual context, that's the whole comment section translated.

I do it because I want you to see what I see. Things they are obsessed about, their crude jokes, all the violent bullshit, and ignorance.
[my comments will look like this]

Khohol with the walker
[Redacted] Chaika [surname translates as Seagull]

Ok, Seagull you will now hop on one leg as a cock.

[Petukh (Cock [bird]) - is a word for homosexuals and male rape victims in russian prison slang]

1: - The rump [meat part]
2: - one leg here, other there😁[idiom for doing something fast]
3: - Faggot. He will die anyway!
4: - Why duct tape?
5: - Piece of shit
6: - Did they try to glue other parts with duct tape?🤔
7: - Seen it before, they are obsessed with this tape.

8: - The hero is falling apart! 🤣🤣🤣
9: - LEGO
10: - Cut the second one, so the dick can reach the floor!
11: - He looks happy!
12: - The world is harmony, this asymmetry ruins the picture, cut the second one as well! 😊
13: - We will finish the wounded later! 👍👊

14: - Why the tape?
15: - [a lot of typos] so he doesn't resist when sucking dick
16: - They are packing him before delivering to Bandera
17: - What's with his clothing? Gay Forces or what?
18: - Duct tape can fix even a khohol!
19: - Aftermath of wearing high heels.

20: - He is dressing as a cucumber for a kids' party, to tell how he destroyed a plane with a foot.
21: - Dumb khohol, why put a foot in a conditioner? 🤣 [that's a reference to Poroshenko who claimed the building in Luhansk exploded because of the air conditioner mallfunction]

22: - I watch their videos, are they head-struck?
23: - Every second of them is, others are ass-struck multiple times.
24: - He smiles so he likes it
25: - Zaporizhzhia, blasts
26: - The balls are torn off either😂
27: - It seems like the balls have fallen off with the leg 😁

28: - Did they cut his leg with his dick?
29: - Ukraine becomes a country of disabled. [he says Okraine, I don't know if it's a pun about "okraina" - outskirts]
30: - Khohol, just khohol.
31: - "You don't hop you are moskal" in action 😂 [reference to Maidan protesters chant]

32: - Glue two of them so they have two legs, and they can die for independence again [he uses pseudo-Ukrainian "загибнуть за незалежнюю"]
33: - [to 29] They are already... A gang of fugitive imbeciles...

34: - I heard that around Pavlivka captive khohols were punished for today's video [the one about the supposed shot russian POW's]
35: - Now foxes eat their corpses
36: - Good news if real

37: - Captive Pavlivka's "mountain huntsmen" [refferencing german Gebirgsjäger] are out of stock. No offense, khohols, eye for an eye. We had to pay a visit by ourselves after reading Telegram yesterday.
Dogs and foxes in the woods are having lunch. Yum, yum.
😘

38: - He got his "ancient ukr" armor [reference to a russian fake story about Ukrainian schools teaching kids about proto-Ukrainian ancient race]
39: - Stub
40: - [to 37] What's the source? DM me!
41: - What a cheerful bastard😡
42: - [to 34] Source?

43: - Amen, may the ground be glass wool [twist on a common russian funeral adage "may the ground be a featherbed"]
44: - [to 42] There is a channel called "Troyka"
45: - Drop me a link to it.
46: - Soldiers who are there since 2014 host it.
47: - Dropped it.

48: - Where are his lace panties? 😂😂😂
49: - I took them.
50: - Another terminator. Duct tape gives him strength.
51: - [to 49] Show us the trophy! 😁
52: - Give them back! That's what he was jumping for on Maydan! 😂😂😂
53: - [Name] looks happy!

54: - [to 51] It's not the time yet, I wait for the new year. Those can be only worn on special occasions.
55: - Oops... The second hoof needs some tweaking too!
56: - [to 47] That might be bullshit, there is no video.

57: - [to 52]It took ages hunting 😂 for them. He doesn't need them anymore
58: - Waiting for the full New Year presentation with washing machines, TVs, microwaves, and lingerie.
59: - Hey, how will he 'eurointegrate' without lace panties? 😱🤣🤣

60: - I was watching our guys rewarded, they were in the hospital (it was on the news), I was nearly crying, boys without arms, without legs... 😢 [more to go]

60: - That's why these ukrop bastards deserve no mercy, they are terrorists and criminals who kill and mutilate our russian soldiers and torture/shoot our captives. These raguls will burn in hell with their Bandera. [ragul is a slang term for hillbilly in Ukrainian]

61: - [to 59] That's not my problem, every man for himself. He can just wipe his ass to look good. 😄
62: - No lights, no water, how to wash an ass? [uses pseudo-Ukrainian]😂😂
63: - He can use Dnipro.
64: - [to 61] I am your fan 😂
65: - [to 62] They can melt snow!

66: - [to 60] Was watching too and it brought tears to my eyes. How brave and strong are our guys 🙏❤️❤️❤️
67: - [to 63] He can't hop there on a single hoof 😂😂
68: - Once again, don't care. His husband can help him.
69: - [to 65] no firewood😂
70: - [to 65] ❤️

71: - They can use kerosene and burn it.
72: - 🤝🤝🤝
73: - Come on!!! They can use their asses for heat!
74: - [to 56] Troyka never lies.
75: - [to 70] Hi😘😘😘
76: - [to 62] They can piss in a bowl together and use urine to clean their asses

77: - [to 74] Stolen what? [the word пиздеть means telling bullshit, while word пиздить can mean stealing]
78: - [to 72] brother, is that really you?
79: - [to 77] he meant Troyka never lies.
80: - [to 78] ja ja natürlich 😁 [a pun with russian Ya(me) sounding like german yes]

81: -[to 77] 😂 he meant they don't lie
82: - [to 74] Good if so. But maybe we can use something closer to the "Syrian hammer"? [referring to Wagner common practice of beating captives to death with a hammer]
83: - [to 81] Oh shit
84: - [to 82] We can but do we have to?

85: - [to 71] That's a great idea... Kerosene + additives for frost resistance... To avoid condensation... There will be no khohols in a week.
86: - [to 80] 🤝🤝🤝🤜🤛 glad to see you
87: - So am I brother. 😃

88: - Comes to light 😂😂[he parodies Ukrainian світло]
British scientists discovered mova [Ukrainian] origins. THEY FOUND MOVA IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK RUSSIAN WITH A POLISH DICK IN YOUR MOUTH. ☝️
Natural fucking douchebags...

89: - Slammed into the weekend, even finished a couple of liters of beer. 😃
90: - [to 82] No. Don't mix Louis Vuitton with Adidas. It's a signature move not to be overused. Hammer is for special occasions and special forces. It's a trademark. Like Melnik for Airborne Forces.

91: - [to 85] Didn't get it but sounds very good!😁
92: - [to 89] Late today!
93: - [to 90] Check the sneakers at our shop, the mix of Nike and Adidas. Adidas - those fucking Chinese guys get creative.
94: - [to 89] Great job, I am just tasting mine!

95: - With one leg he looks like a little mermaid
96: - [to 94] so did you get it right? [they are probably discussing moonshine]
97: - [to 93] They also sell GUCCI with 90's logo
98: - 😂😂😂
99: - Are they dressing him like that for more laughs?

[missed one comment where the moonshine guy hopes he got everything right]

101: - A homo who sold his leg to bitches
102: - Didn't know freedom has a color
103: - Did he put his leg into "Dead moscal" jelly?😏
104: - Color is homo
105: - Where is your hoof, khohol?
106: - Why is he dressed as Chipolino?

107: - He looks so happy in the 2 picture. They cut his leg up to his dick but gave him some money. The fucking nation of idiots!
108: - Fuck, I got it. Cinderella found her shoe😂😂😂😂
109: - Pink flamingo
110: - The child of [something containing Bendera]

111: - Half-hoofed warrior
112: - Oh fuck, what a costume they dressed him in, he looks like a clown😂 Red, green, blue...Did NATO send a new west?😂 So let's take over Belgorod again?
113: - So that's how Panin mine works
114: - COLLORS OF FAGGOTS fucking hochlo-fag

115: - Why is the mascarade?
116: - You don't hop you are moskal
117: - You don't fuck in the ass, you are moskal
118: - [to 65] They are not from Ural or Syberia, their tiny brains will never get that you can wash, make tea and cook a soup with melted snow. .🤣🤣🤣

119: [to 73] Or for example in Middle Asia they use shit in their stoves and bake bread on this shit. They build their houses of it!
120: With pig shit🤣
121: It's called kizjak
122: Yeah, I know!
123: colors of down syndrome 🤣
124: Oksanka will make jelly out of the cut limb

125: - Now they will call you a heron
126: - You don't hop you are moskal 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
127: - Not a seagull [chaika] but a heron!
128: - cigarette butt hunter
129: - 🤣
130: - Changed name from Seagull to Heron!
131: - [to 10] Guess dick is missing as well🚀💣🪓

132: - Raghead
133: - Is there still a dick?
134: - Poor seagull without a paw and a dick
135: - Is his dick OK?
136: - Don't think so
137: - Whole chat is so concerned about khohol dick
138: - 🤣
139: - [he says we don't need it but uses the word nahuy which features huy - dick]

140: - Of course not! Hee hee!
141: - Oh, he looks happy, is he going to hop for peremoga soon?
142: - OK, [Name]. Did Bandera help you? Do you want your gun back?
143: - He needs a parrot to become a pirate!
144: - It's good to have one leg, no need for a boot or fancy pants!

145: - Idiot's dream comming true.
146: - Well... They were mentally disabled, now physically.
147: - Colors of Freedom 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
148: - He can sit on the twine now!
149: - But not stand up afterward.
150: - I thought there is a vibrator in his right hand as usual

151: - The vibrator is in his ass and that is the remote.
152: - Oh fuck, what a mascarade knight in the boxers 🤣
153: - The bonnet is 🔥🤣🤣🤣
154: - [to 151] 😂😂😂👌exactly
155: - The bird doesn't need legs!!