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Journalist @ Enemy In A State. "Gutter Journo" who, unfortunately, has to report from the gutter, as that's where 99.9% of politicians dwell

Nov 19, 2022, 14 tweets

A team of biohazard suits and police have been seen at a hotel in Cornwall this afternoon for a medical emergency in which one person was taken to hospital...

The Beresford Hotel in Cornwall is where the incident is reported to have happend:

The hotel is being reported as mainly being occupied with asylum seekers: I'm not sure how accurate that is or isn't as Trip Advisor reviews seem to have many people who are just regular customers:

A team of hazmats were seen inside the hotel during the incident as reported to the Sun, and one person has been taken to hospital: no further information on what has caused the incident has been given:

Police are also reported to be guarding the hotel: presumably to stop people from entering and or leaving and an NHS testing van has apparently been outside the hotel for 'much of Thursday'

I'll just reach into my hat here and pick out one of the many highly infectious deadly diseases that the UK has so lovingly embraces and see what I pick out...

Ebola is the obvious one given the recent Colchester Hospital lockdown:

Local media outlet 'Cornwall Live' reports more on the incident: gotta love this photo here of a copper attempting to wear a face covering: well prepared as always...officer...🤣

To the international readers out there you won't understand how bad the situation must be for a UK copper to wear a mask: especially as she is standing in isolation well outside of the hotel

UK frontline staff especially are against basic Covid safety...Unless she's trying to conceal her identity: which also wouldn't surprise me actually...given the many 'interesting' things these people get up to.

Though most coppers are scared of their own shadows so who knows...Hotel was surrounded by ambulances:

Police must've tried arresting the virus....

On a seperate note should the Police wish to try and arrest Ebola and put the 'it's not airborne' theory to the test, then they'd make the perfect test subjects 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

'it's not airborne officer—honest!' now off you go maskless into the Ebola hotel: we'll just wait over here: 100 miles away and see how things work out.'

One of the guesses we've had is for Typhoid: but that seems unlikely as Typhoid is BLS2:

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