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Nov 21, 2022, 33 tweets

Same game parlay for tonight’s #SNF game. #LACvsKC #NFLTwitter

Free bet on #DraftKings if @St1Station wants to get addicted to sports 🏈 betting.

sportsbook.draftkings.com/r/sb/DPinsen/U…

Added a straight bet on the @chargers at +170.

Tbf, @St1Station is right that the ubiquity of legalized gambling 🎰, pot, etc., is no bueno. But sports betting makes watching sports more interesting.

They keep mentioning the three football players shot at UVA, but nothing about a motive or perpetrator.

Jason Garrett on the @USMNT at the #FIFAWorldCup: “And they’ve gotta get the rock to Pulachek”.

It’s Pulisic. Speaking of,

Holy sh*t.

Justin Herbert makes me think of Bobby Hebert (I think the blonde waitress here was Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s half sister).

L on the straight bet on the Chargers.

L on the SPG because the Chargers only got 1 sack (though they came close multiple times).

My first ⚽️ same parlay, on the #USMNT v. #WAL #FIFAWorldCup match (it’s a guaranteed bet, so if it loses you get comped a free bet).

Also have this different game parlay. Looks like Iran 🇮🇷 got housed earlier.

The son of the president of Liberia 🇱🇷 gets the first goal for the U.S., off of a Pulisic assist.

Another clip of that goal.

Pulisic absorbing some contact today.

1-1 after this Gareth Bale penalty.

Lost the Pulisic boost, will lose the guaranteed SGP, but won the other parlay thanks to making the U.S. pick tie-no-bet.

SGP for tonight’s #SFvsAZ MNF game. #NFLTwitter

Also this Body Armor sponsored one.

Got that Nick Bosa sack.

But we didn’t get the Christian McCaffrey rushing yards (he finished w/ 39) or TD do those SGPs lost.

Bets on today’s #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCuponFOX action:
Australia 🇦🇺 +1.5 v. France 🇫🇷

2-leg Parlay on Argentina 🇦🇷-1.5 and Denmark 🇩🇰.

4-leg parlay. Poland 🇵🇱 is cut off there, but I have them tie-no-bet v. Mexico 🇲🇽.

Special for Lewandowski & Mbappé to both score.

3-leg parlay with 🇦🇷 & 🇩🇰 moneyline and 🇵🇱 tie-no-bet.

Argentina was a -600 favorite against Saudi Arabia at the time, but it's now a -800 (bigger) favorite.

Australia 🇦🇺 takes an early lead over France 🇫🇷! #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCuponFOX

Now France has tied it up.

2-1 France now.

Ls on today’s parlays thanks to Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 upsetting Argentina 🇦🇷. This was the winner there.

France won 4-1.

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