Thread by @rising_serpent

1. Story time.
In 2016, Joe Biden, returned a rental car to an Arizona 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘻.
Inside it police discovered a used 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑝𝑖𝑝𝑒, two DC driver's licenses, credit cards, a Delaware AG badge and a US Secret Service business card belonging to 𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐵𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛.

2. Hunter rented the vehicle in California and intended to return it to Prescott, Arizona. Instead of leaving the car keys in the customer drop box, Hunter left them in the gas tank compartment of the vehicle,
Police also found "a white powdery substance in the arm rest.

3. The next morning, after the car had already been dropped off, someone called the Hertz car rental location and identified themselves as "Joseph McGee" before telling the car rental employees the keys were located in the gas tank compartment, not the customer drop box.

4. According to police, "McGee" told the car rental employees, "his friend was feeling sick so they didn’t know what to do".

Police traced the number and found the call had originated from a renowned "Colon Hydrotherapist" who worked in the area.

5. Police were unable to locate "Joseph McGee" or Hunter Biden.

A lab text conducted by the Arizona Department of Public Safety later determined the pipe was used to smoke cocaine.

6. Hunter Biden is repeatedly referred to as a suspect in the 23 pages of police documents but local authorities declined to prosecute him for the incident.
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7. Fast forward, it's 2022.
Five cars rented by the Secret Service during President Joe Biden’s Thanksgiving vacation in Nantucket burst into flames at an airport a day after they were returned,

8. Guess which company they were rented from?
You guessed it...

Hertz.

Guess who was traveling with Joe?

Yes. Hunter.

I mean what are the freaking odds?

Nothing to see here. Move along now.

I think the "Joe" is supposed to be "Hunter" but it does say Joe in the original story I quote in one of my tweets.