Thread by @zhao_dashuai

So the German embassy in China thought they were clever.

They posted on Weibo, a person holding a blank piece of paper.

Obviously in support of the protests that happened in China

But the Chinese on Weibo is having a field day, photoshopping jokes on them...examples in the🧵

This one says:

"German soap is very good, but too bad, you only have cold water to shower"

This is a double entendre

Because Germans during WW2 used the fat from murdered Jewish victims and turned them into bars of soap

This one say:

"Glory to Russia"

Mocking the constant blabbering of "slava ukraini" by German and other EU embassy Weibo accounts

This one says:

"The German government would like to apologize to the 158,000 people who died of covid in Germany"

This one says:

"Lessons learned

Next time, let's hope the middleman do not siphon off the money we pay for the protesters

And also, make sure the protesters learn the local dialects properly"

This refers to a string of incidents, where protesters were promised certain amount of money, only to have most of that taken away by the middleman organizers

It also makes fun of locals scolding "protesters" from out-of-town who don't speak the local dialect

This one says:

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong"

This makes fun of a paid protester, who immediately apologizes and admitted wrong doing, as soon as he was dragged away by the police

Some of you might say, hey, that's pretty cruel
Well..
1) Don't sell your country out

2) I have heard from a national security insider, that these low-level paid protesters will only get a warning and a phone call to their parents

It's the organizers that needs to be worried

This one says:

"Costa Rica, send us home"

Referring Germany's poor performance at the World cup and will be eliminated if they lose to Costa Rica

This one says:

"American master, please be kind, and give us some natural gas"

"Z"

Can my Russian friends translate the Cyrillic?
I think it says Slava Rossiya

This one says:
"I didn't return my shared bike"

Referring to this protester, being led away by police,
who is more concerned about the potential 50 RMB fine than the actual protest

We Chinese know of the protests, and we are against the foreign backed color revolution

Perhaps this is why western media is lying to your face, claiming the Chinese don't know of the protests