🧵 Here is countdown of my TOP 100 CLIPS OF 2022.
#100. Lauren Boebert says there is no such thing as separation of church and state, and if Democrats really believed that then why do they let Ilhan Omar wear a hajib in Congress.
#99. During the Sandy Hook trial, Alex Jones went on a tirade about the judge on his show calling her a “tyrant” and showing a pic of her with lasers shooting from her eyes. The plaintiffs attorneys played it in court the next morning, and the judge wasn’t amused.
#98. After the FBI released photos of documents on his floor, an irate Trump said he declassified them, and was especially upset that it made him look like a “slob.” His mother apparently called him that all the time when he was a kid, so he is sensitive about that.
#97. Ron Johnson is asked why he broke his pledge not to run for a 3rd term. He says he didn’t want to run, but people kept coming up to him “with tears in their eyes streaming down their cheeks” begging him to run and save the country.
#96. After Madison Cawthorn’s sex tape came out involving his male cousin, he issues a statement saying it was just entirely innocent “locker room” horseplay.
#95. Guilfoyle issues another losing endorsement of one of the worst MAGA candidates of the 2022 cycle, Eric Greitens, calling him “the favorite of the MAGA movement.”
#94. After Alex Jones’s lawyers inadvertently turned over all his text messages in discovery, Sandy Hook plaintiff’s attorney reveals that he found one where Alex had sent a naked picture of his wife to Roger Stone.
#93. Eric Trump says his morning routine each day is to say the Pledge of Allegiance and Lord’s Prayer to his 5 and 3 year-old, along with other things.
#92. Trump’s lawyer says Nancy Pelosi “orchestrated” the attack on the Capitol on J6 so she could then save the day and look like a hero.
#91. The House ‘Freedom Caucus’ Christmas Party features Cheez Whiz, crackers, Mountain Dew, and Louie Gohmert on guitar for a raucous good time for all.
#90. Frontline attempts to ask Michael Flynn about his brother Gen. Charles Flynn’s role in the response to J6, and he gets angry and storms out of the interview.
#89. After his arrest for Contempt of Congress, Peter Navarro says his legal fees could be up to $1 million, says he doesn’t want to spend any of his retirement savings, and begs people to send him money: “Help me, please!”
#88. Marge Greene said the Russian invasion of Ukraine is our fault, and Putin just wanted to be our friend and ally but we blew that chance by supporting Ukraine.
#87. Roger Stone fills in to host Alex Jones’s show while he is in court. He says that Alex is “a good and decent man, a God-fearing christian,” and the audience should send him money to show their support.
#86. This dude took a little break setting up his spot on the beach on July 4 before he got up to put out more Trump flags.
#85. Lara Logan claimed the Biden Admin was paying LLCs to kidnap hundreds of thousands of children around the world to bring them to the US to get their blood so global elites can drink it as an anti-aging treatment.
#84. After Joe Rogan said she was the greatest Press Secretary of all-time, she issued this video thanking him, said she studied every night until midnight, and “it paid off because we came with facts. That’s what we brought.”
#83. Mike Lindell claimed that all elections in Utah are rigged: “Pure crime. Nobody votes in Utah. It’s all just made up.”
#82. Ron Desantis said that the national media was rooting for the hurricane to hit Tampa, where it would cause the most destruction and death, because they thought that would hurt his reelection.
#81. Another one of Marge Greene’s new ‘special friends’ gets in Ted Cruz’s face and heckles him about kissing Trump’s ass after he called Ted’s wife ugly.
#80. Sarah Palin said Congress “should be having huge badass rallies on the steps of the Capitol” and “fireside chats” on important issues like Hillary’s emails and Benghazi.
#79. While campaigning for his son, Andrew, Rudy got tapped on the back in a Shop Rite and blew it completely out of proportion to try and make himself the victim of a violent crime: “As if a boulder hit me. It hurt tremendously.” Then he yelled “dirty curse words at me.”
#78. Alex Jones goes on one of his most unhinged rants ever about colonizing other planets, going inter dimensional, greening other worlds, and unlocking the secrets of the universe while battling satanist pedophiles.
#77. Trump claimed that a pollster told him he was so popular now that if Washington and Jefferson came back from the dead and ran against him together he would beat them by 40 points.
#76. When his campaign started, Herschel decided to put out a video about Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ plan. Even after this, the Republican Party chose him as the best person they could nominate for the Senate, and it just kept getting worse.
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