In 192 days my follow-up to “I’m Just No Good at Rhyming” is out! “MY HEAD HAS A BELLYACHE & More Nonsense for Mischievous Kids & Immature Grownups” w/Andrea Tsurumi
To celebrate, each day till then I’ll reveal a page number, in order, from the book.
#myheadhasabellyache #kidlit
1 | ONE
2 | TWO
3 | THREE
4 | FOUR
5 | FIVE
6 | SIX
7 | SEVEN...
8 | EIGHT
9 | NINE
10 | TEN
11 | AND YES, ELEVEN
12 | THE MAXIMUM ROLL WITH A PAIR OF DICE
13 | A BAKER'S DOZEN
14 | SEVEN TWICE
15 | FIFTEEN
16 | THE SQUARE OF THE SQUARE OF TWO
17 | THE NUMBER OF SYLLABLES IN A HAIKU
18 | THE AGE OF ADULTHOOD
19 | THE LAST TEENAGE YEAR
20 | ON DARTBOARDS, THE HIGHEST SCORE TO APPEAR
21 | BLACKJACK!
22 | TWENTY-TWO
23 | IN PRO GAMES,
THE NUMBER OF JORDAN AND BECKHAM AND JAMES
24 | A DAY’S TOTAL HOURS (IT ISN’T ENOUGH)
25 | A DATE IN DECEMBER SOME GET LOTS OF STUFF
26 | THE NUMBER OF LETTERS
27 | THREE NINES
28 | TWENTY-EIGHT
29 | EVERY FOUR YEARS, FEBRUARY'S LAST DATE
30 | THE LENGTH, IN YEARS, OF THE THIRTY YEARS' WAR
31 | THE DATE IN OCTOBER KIDS GO DOOR-TO-DOOR
32 | THE FAHRENHEIT POINT AT WHICH WATER WILL FREEZE
33 | THIRTY-THREE
34 | THIRTY-FOUR
35 | THIRTY-FIVE
36 | TWELVE THREES
37 | THE NUMBER OF LETTERS COMPOSING THIS PHRASE
38 | THE SONNET FROM SHAKESPEARE THAT ENDS “BE THE PRAISE”
39 | FOUR TIMES THE PLATFORM FOR HOGWARTS’ TRAIN
40 | FOR NOAH, THE DAYS AND THE NIGHTS IT DID RAIN
41 | FOUR-ONE
42 | THE NUMBER THAT ROBINSON SPORTED
43 | “W” BUSH (PRESIDENTIALLY SORTED)
44 | THE INTERSTATE ROUTE FROM ST. LOUIS TO TEXAS
45 | IF X EQUALS THREE TIMES FIFTEEN, THEN WHAT X IS
46 | FORTY PLUS SIX
47 | FORTY-SEVEN
48 | SIX EIGHTS
49 | FOUR-NINE
50 | THE USA’S NUMBER OF STATES
51 | THE DIGITS TO DIAL IF YOU’RE CALLING PERU
52 | THE WEEKS IN A YEAR (WITHIN ONE DAY OR TWO)
53 | THE LOVE BUG CAR’S NUMBER
54 | TWICE TWENTY-SEVEN
55 | A MINUTE HAND’S VALUE WHEN ON THE ELEVEN
56 | FIVE-SIX
57 | A NUMBER CONNECTED TO HEINZ
58 | FIFTY PLUS EIGHT
59 | FOUR EIGHTS AND THREE NINES
60 | THE NUMBER OF SECONDS THAT MAKE UP A MINUTE
61 | THE TOP HOME RUN RECORD WHEN MARIS DID WIN IT
62 | SIX-TWO
63 | THE STEPS IN AN OPEN KNIGHT’S TOUR
64 | THE PRODUCT OF FOUR TIMES FOUR TIMES FOUR
65 | WHEN ONE BECOMES SENIOR (TRADITIONALLY)
66 | A FAMOUS OLD ROUTE THAT’S FROM SONG AND TV
67 | THE NINETEENTH OF NUMBERS WE KNOW OF AS PRIMES
68 | SIXTY-EIGHT
69 | THREE, COUNTED TWENTY-THREE TIMES
70 | LXX (ROMAN-WISE)
71 | LXXI
72 | THREE TIMES THE BLACKBIRDS ONCE BAKED IN A PIE
73 | SEVENTY-THREE
74 | DOUBLED-UP THIRTY-SEVEN
75 | IN BINARY, A MILLION ONE THOUSAND ELEVEN
76 | THE BENNINGTON FLAG SHOWS THIS NUMBER WITH PRIDE
77 | ELEVEN AND SEVEN, WHEN THEY'RE MULTIPLIED
78 | ONE RIGHT THROUGH TWELVE, ADDED UP ALL THE WAY
79 | A REALLY BAD YEAR TO HAVE BEEN IN POMPEII
80 | THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF MERCURY
81 | THREE TIMES THREE TIMES THREE TIMES THREE
82 | EIGHTY-TWO
83 | EIGHTY-THREE
84 | SIX TIMES FOURTEEN
85 | THE SYMPHONY NUMBER OF HAYDN’S THE QUEEN
86 | EIGHT-SIX
87 | THE YEARS IN A LINCOLN ADDRESS
88 | THE NUMBER OF KEYS THAT PIANOS POSSESS
89 | THE ELEVENTH NUMBER OF L. FIBONACCI
90 | TO THE NEAREST TEN FEET, IT’S THE COURT LENGTH FOR BOCCE
91 | NINETY-ONE
92 | NINETY-TWO
93 | NINETY-THREE
94 | NINETY-FOUR
95 | THE NUMBER OF THESES ONCE NAILED TO A DOOR
96 | NINE-SIX
97 | TWO-FIFTHS OF AN OREGON ZIP
98 | NINE-EIGHT
99 | TWO SIXES CAUGHT IN MID-FLIP
100 | THE NUMBER OF SENATORS IN THE U.S.
101 | A GOOGOL HAS THIS MANY DIGITS? WHY, YES!
102 | THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING’S NUMBER OF FLOORS
103 | THIRTY-FIVE ADDED TO SEVENTEEN FOURS
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