Thread by @1goodtern

I thought they said it wasn't airborne.

It's alright, most people don't develop long alien.

Make sure to swab properly.

Wear your mask over your mouth, not the top of your head.

Now that's more like proper PPE.

Stay two metres apart.

You need to catch aliens to not catch aliens, so this is a good thing really.

World Health Organisation guidance.

It's OK, the alien takes a break whenever you're in a restaurant, it won't get you then.

Balloux, Ladhani, and some other gimp figuring out their next grift.

"The alien has never been known to cause cardiac problems"

Ten seconds later

The last thing you'll see.

He doesn't know not to rely on a perspex screen...

Test comes back negative.

Volunteering to go to the shop in April 2020.

Sanitising surfaces in 2020.

Backing away when you realise you've forgotten your mask.

Dreaming about what you'd like to say to a CHO.

Remembering the lost.

"just think of the profits we can make if we can sell medication to everyone who has been infected by an alien"

Ventilate to eliminate.

Always knowing exactly how far people are away from you and which direction the wind is blowing.

"the aliens are defanged and we have all the tools"

It's game over man. Game over.
(not pandemic over)

Trusting in the wrong tools.

Putting the wrong people in charge

"it's ok, this is the exit alien"

Me when you tell me it's ok to take off my mask.

Me when I hear yet another person sneeze.

"it's alright, schools are totally safe"

I'm sure this PPE will be adequate.

Realising the cdc director is pro-infection.

Realising you're on the wrong side of the perspex screen.

We hold all the cards.

#DavosSafe

"I'm sure it's not airborne, you'll be fine as long as you wash your hands."

"Don't worry, this is a mild variant, like a natural booster."

June 2019

"it's running out of evolutionary options"

Trusting completely the wrong people.

Watching the next wave approaching.