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Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. See also: "women don't have penises". (Pronouns: "His Majesty")

Feb 22, 2023, 8 tweets

Hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣

Now going at over 1000 votes a minute 🤣

"And now it's Forbes! Forbes coming up on the inside!" 🤣🤣

"They're neck and neck! Yousaf's thrown his jockey! This is anyone's race!"

"But Regan's found a second wind! She's in front by a length as they head for the final stretch!"

He's back in the lead! Could this get any more farcical? 🤣

Yes. Yes it could.

5000 more votes between 1am and 2am 😄

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