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Feb 23, 2023, 9 tweets

How to make clips of Eric Weinstein's appearance on Joe Rogan today? 4 hours of consistent insanity, and everything he says is buried under three layers of narcissistic Weinstein lore. Well here's an attempt anyway.

1/ Eric now thinks the UFOs really are aliens

2/ Lots of talk of his theory of everything (GU) being our only hope of getting us off this planet by giving us the power to traverse extra time dimensions. So why isn't Elon consulting with him!?

3/ Eric is simply more ethical than other physicists, who doomed humanity by creating nukes and then didn't bother coming up with a theory to get us off this planet

4/ Eric is only instrumentally interested in UFOs because he thinks the alien technology may prove his theory of everything correct

5/ By the way, Eric and Sam have been contacted by government agents promising to reveal important secrets to them. Somehow, this never materializes. Still, Eric knows secrets he cannot reveal.

6/ And of course, the conspiracy bonanza. For anyone who thinks Eric isn't as bad as Bret.

7/ Eric again goes into how he was actually the first to discover the Seiberg-Witten equations but was betrayed by Cliff Taubes in grad school. "Do you notice how everything you love gets destroyed? Sam Harris, Jordan Peterson, Bret Weinstein?" That's why we must leave Earth

8/ More conspiracy bonanza! Eric, unlike Sam Harris, Jordan Peterson and Bret Weinstein, realizes that the government has deprived us of our ability to reason. Sam Harris has been trapped in a vortex of exponentially branching realities by Trump's ambiguities!

end/ Eric pls come back and do more Portal podcast I'm tired of your brother

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