So about 300 of you sent me this so I condensed it and added my own commentary 😂😂😂
All the Presidents with mullets!
Thanks to @hamcarless for making these
Enjoy my commentary! 😜😜
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I feel like Ricky Cobb over at @Super70sSports would love this
George Washington
- creepy guy at the bar who monopolizes the juke box
John Adams
- invented the synthesizer
Thomas Jefferson
- author of the Declaration of multiple swinger parties
James Madison
- definitely mows the lawn shirtless and in cutoff jeans
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James Monroe
- nice perm
John Quincy Adams
- “Amadeus, Amadeus!”
Andrew Jackson
- looks exactly the same 😂
Martin Van Buren
- I don’t know but I guarantee he smells like cigarettes
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William Henry Harrison
- cover boy for those trashy romance novels
John Tyler
- I feel like there should be lasers behind him
James K. Polk
- looks like the lead guitarist for band called “Manifest Destiny”
Zachary Taylor
- this guy will buy teenagers some beer
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Millard Fillmore
- so that’s NOT Boss Hogg?
Franklin Pierce
- pretty sure that guy played Atari with me while smoking weed with my dad
James Buchanan
- definitely has an unnecessary tiger tattoo
Abraham Lincoln
- saw this guy at my dad’s AA meetings in 1989…a lot
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Andrew Johnson
- has high black boots to go with the fit
Ulysses Grant
- owns the record store with all the incense
Rutherford Hayes
- sits in the back of Grant’s record store…the reason for all the incense
James Garfield
- Oak Ridge Boy
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Chester Arthur
- Hell’s Angel
Grover Cleveland (22)
- sheriff trying to catch Chester Arthur
Benjamin Harrison
- I mean he looks like a Civil War veteran, haha
Grover Cleveland (24)
- retired after capturing Chester Arthur
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William McKinley
- bad guy from “Wild, Wild West”
Theodore Roosevelt
- roadie for Lynyrd Skynyrd
William Howard Taft
- pit boss at a casino
Woodrow Wilson
- pretty sure that’s every 1980s office worker at your elementary school
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Warren Harding
- literally looks exactly the same
Calvin Coolidge
- 1980s Glamour Shots
Herbert Hoover
- looks like Meatloaf
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
- looks like John Lennon if he got old
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Harry Truman
- bussin’
Dwight Eisenhower
- I mean WTF…
John F. Kennedy
- looks like the guys my mom dated after she and my dad got divorced
Lyndon Baines Johnson
- looks like he spreads the pixie dust on the Tilt-a-Whirl at the state fair
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Richard Nixon
- 1970s porn director
Gerald Ford
- 1970s “CHAD”
Jimmy Carter
- cigarette commercial
Ronald Reagan
- country music icon
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George HW Bush
- pretty sure that’s the “Jimmy Dean” sausage guy
Bill Clinton
- looks like how Brian May from Queen does now
George W Bush
- every 1970s TV cop
Barack Obama
- Billy Dee Williams…and I want some Colt 45 now!
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Donald Trump and Joe Biden ironically look like they are in the same 1980s metal band and they’re scoping out groupies in the crowd.
A bipartisan effort!!
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