Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon Profile picture
Author, consultant, motivational speaker. Biggest social media slut in mobile. A mAd vidiot, F1 fan, globetrotting digital gypsy 007 wannabe. The T Dawg

Mar 20, 2023, 5 tweets

MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra

So now
Indictment's here
And so I face
Humiliation
Voters
You have to hear
To Vladimir
I sold our nation
I've told
My lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more
Much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#Arrestmas

MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup?
I may have tossed
A covid mess
My lies will mention
I did
Eat documents
Espionage
Was my intention
I played
Each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway
And yes
I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way

#Arrestivus

MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do
But through it all
When there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!'
And just walked out
I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way

#TrumpIndicted

MY WAY 4/
Frank Sinatra

I've lied
I've screamed and cried
My bitter shrill
I'm full of losing
Taxes
I tried to hide
No court complied
That's not amusing
New York
Now takes all that
My properties?
I'm left with jack
The taxman knows
My money goes
I lost it
My way

#TrumpArrested

MY WAY 5/
Frank Sinatra

For what is a man?
What has he got?
Loser con-man
Yes I am naught
To make these claims
I know are lies
So cruel and vile
You so despise
My record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you
My way

#TrumpIsDone

Share this Scrolly Tale with your friends.

A Scrolly Tale is a new way to read Twitter threads with a more visually immersive experience.
Discover more beautiful Scrolly Tales like this.

Keep scrolling