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Mar 21, 2023, 8 tweets

Will Trump show up on Manhattan for his arraignment?

Is Trump a flight risk?

Those who have followed the Trumpomess closely for past years know very well, but most of you probably are not certain of the answer. Let's do this Thread

#TrumpArrest #Arrestmas

Some worry that Trump might not show up to be fingerprinted for his mugshot etc, at his arraignment (likely next week on Manhattan)

That will not happen. Trump absolutely doesn't WANT to show up, but he will. Because this is a criminal indictment, and his arraignment. He needs..

Trump NEEDS to get out on bail. His criminal trial will not be until next year. He does NOT want to sit in JAIL up to the trial

It is a white-collar crime (non-violent crime). He thus is no risk to society. He is a first-time offender. He will get bail. IF HE SHOWS UP

If Trump arranges some spectacle, does not show up, the Judge will order Trump to be arrested. Then that judge will not let Trump out on bail.

Trump is a dumb moron toddler. But he is not that stupid to not show up for his arraignment

Is Trump A Flight Risk?

Everybody else in the Trumpomob is a flight risk (well, everybody except the Worst Lady / First Tramp / Third Lady / First Ho / HOTUS / FLOTITS. Melanoma is mortified they would not let her back into the USA)

Trump is NOT, He cannot flee into asylum

Why can't Trump flee?

US Secret Service

Trump has made so many enemies, he NEEDS the government-provided bodyguards. BEST security on the planet. Trump fears most of all his former boss, Putin. They broke up in 2020. Putin wants Trump dead. And Putin method is... polonium

Polonium poisoning is the most agonizing prolonged way to die that mankind has yet invented. As far as we know, the only brutal dictator to ever have used polonium poisoning on his enemies is.. Vladimir Putin

Paul Manafort was Putin's boy in Trumpoworld. Manafort taught Trump it

Trump is broke. He cannot afford to buy the protection. Some US Secret Service have been corrupt, but they will not abandon their careers, lives, homes & families - to go on the lamb with Trump as international fugitives. Trump is STUCK. He'd LOVE to flee. He cannot. Fear not.

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