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Mar 24, 2023, 16 tweets

A one-off #TheySaidFuckingWhat, in a week where World Athletics refused to allow ongoing cheating.
Our Dear Leader gave her final speech, amidst saccharine "good lucks", & Humza pretended he didn't know/did know what a woman is.

So, to set the scene, a TIF on TikTok was whining that she shouldn't use the women's loos bc "Some Dr decided I was female at birth" & she decided she wd scare women.

A Dr stated that, no, nobody "decided" her sex at birth, it was determined at conception.

Behold the replies

Let's start with the boring

"2 sexes? You bigot" batshittery

There's obviously "about 6"

No, sorry, scrap that. There's 3

Now we have the "babies are magic" theory

They can not only change sex, but have a gender identity.

And obviously sex isn't determined at conception because we'd choose good footballers & geniuses instead

This is a little lacking in imagination, but obviously Dr's just toss a coin if a baby has a medical condition.

Or, if they aren't human.

John, bless his heart, thinks 210,000,000 years of evolution is dependant on legislation or policy.

Judge Mental is the afternoon replacement for Judge Judy.

Not as glamorous, but still entertaining nonetheless.

Genitals means.

I assume akin to means testing, only not quite as accurate.

Because men can have babies, therefore Dr's decide their sex.

Obviously.

And Leigh has a friend, so that definitely means Dr's decide the sex of babies, because Leigh HAS A FRIEND

Oh no, wait.

The majority of Drs think that sex being determined at conception is a "biased assessment".

Presumably they're the same Drs who know that anatomy doesn't determine sex.

Unfortunately, there was no follow-up, so I'm not entirely sure what does separate these 6+ sexes. Eye colour maybe?

And, of course, we have the thought-provoking, well-reasoned, well-researched responses.

This lovely woman was so patient & understanding, and desperately tried to help educate these poor souls, but to no avail.

Usually I'm not in favour of Govt censorship, but I might make an exception for TikTok.

The place where facts & reality got to die.

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