Thread by @tomiahonen

With Trump arraignment on Tuesday, news of Trump attorney Corcoran testifying to Grand Jury without pleading the 5th, & rumors that Weisselberg flipped in New York: the rats are scurrying to betray each other. It is time to play America's fastest growing quiz sensation: #Ratbingo

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Las Vegas oddsmaker favorite in Rat Bingo continues to be Entitlement Barbie. Her flip was in the autumn of 2021, to reduce her prison time related to Trump business & tax fraud. She did not plead the 5th. She is expected to testify against Trump on Manhattan

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The Princess of Goya can rat out her scumbag brothers, Beavis & Butthead Trump. She also crimed with Weisselberg during the inauguration, and ran all sorts of emoluments scams so she knows of the various bribes that will hit Pompeo

Odds she has flipped: 97%

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Strong contender in Rat Bingo is the honorable Lord Buttdial di Rudipants. Giuliani was part of the Ukraine extortion plot, so he can bring down Jared, Pompeo, Pence. Then he ran the election fraud in Georgia, so he can add #LeningradLindsey & tons of lawyers

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America's Mayonaise turned America's Vampire also attended the first meeting setting up Jan 6th, so he can rat out General Flynn, Mark Meadows and the Kraken Lady, as well as John Eastman. Rudy coordinated Jan 6th so just about everybody is vulnerable to him

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Unbeknownst to Rudy or even Trump, Bill Barr had put Giuliani on an FBI wiretap from summer of 2020. So all of Rudy's calls, emails & texts were captured by FBI. Even communications with Trump. But Rudy has no leverage because FBI seized his 'insurance file'

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Rudy's negotiating position is weak. He begged Trump for a pardon, did not get it. He previously threatened the sitting US President in public. Giuliani cannot escape prison. Even his flip brings almost no relief. But Rudy has no other way

Odds of flip: 98%

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The most exposed Congressman desperate for a flip is Ohio's ranking disgrace, Gym Jordan. He was among the Pardon Gang, 11 Congressmen who joined the Jan 6th coup d'etat plot already in December. But Jim had the misfortune of being ratted out by Trump himself

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#GymJordan was among 3 'Corrupt R Congressmen' that Trump mentioned by name, when Trump called the two topmost attorneys at DOJ, and helpfully revealed the full coup d'etat two weeks before Jan 6th. FBI was alerted. Gym is hosed

Odds on Jim plea bargain 3%

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Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone played his flip with perfect timing. He flipped in December 2020, ratting everybody out in the White House. Barr had collected his own insurance file on every Trumpomobster, fearing a Trump double-cross

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The reason Barr was willing to do all that criming for Trump was that Trump had promised to sign the pardon for Bill, that Trump kept in his breast pocket. By Dec 2020 Barr figured out, Trump will betray him, so he flipped ratting everybody

Odds of flip 99%

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A desperate run in Rat Bingo is by Indiana's failed ex Governor & alleged former Vice President, the Lord of the Flies. The shithead (not my opinion, Pence was voted Shithead Of The Year by the AFFA, American Fruit Fly Assoc) still can't decide on his flip

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The animatronic waxdoll Pence is delusional enough to imagine a party that literally wanted to hang him, could some day select Pence as Presidential nominee. Even the red state of Indiana did not want to re-elect him as Governor

Odds of being GOP Nominee 2%

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Failed Indiana Jones impersonator and alleged attorney, John Norseman-Southpaw-Westend-Eastwind is eager to flip. As the literal author of the plot to end US democracy on Jan 6, Eastman needs a plea bargain. He faces definitely at least Life Without Parole

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Eastman is in a tough bracket for a plea bargain. DOJ already has Patsy Baloney & Pence who were against his lunatic plot. If even one of Meadows, Giuliani, General Flynn or Kraken Lady has flipped then there is no deal left

Odds on getting plea bargain 1%

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The Girl With The Nixon Tattoo is a perpetual Vegas oddsmaker favorite for ratting everybody else out. Roger Stone name is practically a synonym for betrayal. He was already once convicted to prison, so of course Trump pardoned this volatile mineral

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The Rogerstone threatened a sitting US President in public. As a pardoned convict he will never get a plea bargain. But he is likely to rat out everybody else just out of spite including the scheme to sell Presidential Pardons with Jared, Weisselberg & Gosar

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The Senator Most Likely To Flip is #LeningradLindsey. He was involved in the Georgia election fraud & lost his bid to avoid having to testify to the Grand Jury. Graham is close enough to Trump & Congress's Pardon Gang that he can likely rat out many of them

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Trump's Senate Poodle Lindsey Graham is in a tough plea bargain braket of GOP Senators with Rand Paul, Ted Cruz & Rubio. But their attempts are futile as the only Senate deal went to the Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle

Odds of being blackmailed by Trump 99.1%

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Las Vegas oddsmakers rising star in Rat Bingo is Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg (confessed criminal, tax fraud and grand larsonist, now in New York's notorious Rikers Island prison). Weisselberg was only person Trump trusted with his money

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Weisselberg is an experienced pro at flipping against Trump. He already did so against his companies (convicted on all 9 counts). Allen can testify to Trump money laundering for Mafia, Trump sanctions busting for Putin, and the sale of classified docs now

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When he flips, Weisselberg rats out almost everybody, incl Ivanka, Beavis & Butthead Trump, Melonia, plus everybody who did anything with bribes for Trump like Jared, Giuliani, General Flynn, Bannon, Erik Prince, Roger Stone & Pompeo.

Odds on flip 99.2%

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Vegas Oddsmakers are considering ending taking bets on Mark Meadows because his flip is too obvious. Trump's last White House Chief of Staff was central in Jan 6 & theft of Classified Docs. He was promised a pardon. Trump paid him a million dollars instead

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Because Mark Meadows sat in original planning meeting of Jan 6, he rats out Giuliani, General Flynn, the Kraken Lady & John Eastman. Because he arranged the theft of classified docs, he rats out Corey Lewandowsky, Christina Bobblehead etc

Odds of flip 99.3%

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The chair of the AGA, the American Gargoyle Association, Paul Gosar - seen here smiling for the cameras - is in strong form. Paul helped plot January 6th, and offered enticement of Presidential pardons to criminals, to join their plot of Sedition

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Arizona's ranking scumbag and full time traitor, Paul Gosar first was promising Presidential pardons to his pals, then figured out, their plot had failed, and begged Trump for a pardon for himself. That failed too

Odds of receiving plea bargain 0.9%

(More still to come to America's fastest-growing quiz sensation: Rat Bingo! Are you feeling a bit peckish? Need a break? Want something yummy? Why not have the latest gourmet delight from Goya: Rat Pudding! Enjoy it like a President, with ketchup, splattered on a wall)

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General Michael Flynn of Russia disguised in a US uniform, was paid by Putin when working for the Trump campaign. Flynn conveniently forgot to mention this payment & became US National Security Advisor. He's a convicted felon. Of course Trump pardoned him

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Flynn is oddsmaker favorite for his immense stupidity to go back to criming after receiving a Presidential pardon. When asked under oath if USA should have peaceful transfer of power, he pleaded 5th. Attended founding meeting for Jan 6

Odds of deal 0.8%

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The Boy Without Pants was Trump's choice for the next Attorney General, when Bill Barr was not corrupt enough. Such a crooked lawyer the FBI raided Captain Underpants. Jeff Clark was part of Jan 6 plot & can rat them all out

Odds of FBI still laughing 99.3%

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Crowd favorite of Rat Bingo is the Path to Hell, also known as the Conway. Kellyanne of the forked tongue, named after the fork on the road, just before the Gates to Hell which are in Helsinki, as distinct from the Gaetz of Hell who molests teens in Florida

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Trump's illegitimate son, The Insanity Of Hannity was caught by Jan 6th Cttee knowing truth about the terrorism, yet went on air with Fox #FixFox to push lie blaming Antifa. This makes him complicit in the crimes

Odds of Hannity DNA match to Trump: 99.4%

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Vegas oddsmakers are downgrading odds of previous champion scumbag & failed Pom-Pom Girl Felicity Pomposity. Pompeo seems to be off his game. He foolishly hired Taliban Mullah Baradar as his #RatBingo coach. Then Pompsie had Trump release Taliban terrorists

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Hated universally by all who know him, Pompeo's enemies all kept records about how hard he tried to launch a nuclear war against Iran, on behalf of Saudi Arabia. At least he got paid nice bribes

Odds of naming the countries on his own quiz map: 0.7%

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Vegas oddsmakers had to create a new bracket for federal judges when Parody Judge Loose Cannon: Come On Aileen interfered in an investigation of espionage. Her bargaining is weak: mainly crooked attorneys that anybody can rat out

Odds of plea bargain 0.6%

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When Butthead Trump testified for Manhattan Grand Jury about Trump tax fraud, he did not plead the Fifth. Jr is a far too coked up to figure out, that his slimy sister Entitlement Barbie had already flipped & had been wearing a wire

Odds on Flip: 99.4%

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Trump's House Poodle, Qevin McMoron is far too McDumb to figure out the rules of Rat Bingo - which are quite simple: Fastest to flip get the deals, and everybody goes to prison, even those who got the deals. McCarthy is way too slowwitted for this fast game

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Wisconsin's celebrated disgrace, Russia's favorite Senator, Sen Ron Johnson (Q Putinistan) is so dumb, he actually confessed his January 6th criming. He is of course caught. He also begged Trump for a Pardon. His only way is to flip

Odds of flipping: 99.6%

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Russia's official spokesperson, Tucker Carlson had incriminating interview at the Gaetz of Hell, who outed Tucker having dinner with prostitutes on a doubledate. Tucker's wife was less than pleased to find out on live TV

Odds of Tucker being fuckered: 99.6%

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The chairbobble of ABA, the American Bobblehead Association, Christina Bobb is so dumb, she signed a letter written by Corcoran, that was blatant lies. And now Corcoran has testified all to Grand Jury without pleading 5th.

Odds of Bobb not being paid: 99.7%

(more coming to this Thread, stay tuned. Incidentally, if you feel a bit tired and want a nap, why not put your head on the worst pillow in America, a My Pillow. The pillow brought to you by that idiot Trump went to, right after Trump fired that moron Giuliani)

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Gary Busey's son, Eric Trump noticed to his bewilderment that both Ivanka & Junior had flipped. So he flipped too. But Eric flipped against wrong dad, ratting out Gary Busey. He gets no deal and will do a long prison sentence

Odds of eating paste 99.6%

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Marjorie Three Names joined the Jan 6 plot at the notorious meeting of the 11 House Members of GOP's Pardon Caucus. She's the dumbest of that crew, continuing to communicate with Matt Gaetz even after news that Gaetz is wiretapped by FBI

Odds of a deal 0.5%

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Highly rated in Rat Bingo is a true monster human* being, Steve Bannon the inventor of online mind raping (his term, not mine). Bannon brainwashed Republicans in 2016 using Cambridge Analytica & Facebook. He also pushed Brexit in same way

* not confirmed.

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Already convicted felon once, Bannon was of course pardoned by Trump. As US champion flipper, 'Steve the Weasel' successfully ratted out Roger Stone sentenced to prison. Bannon himself was sentenced to prison time for defying a subpoena

Odds on flip: 99.7%

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The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper is a strong contender in Rat Bingo playing in two brackets: She is founding member of January 6th plot and also assisted Rudy Colludy with various state election frauds. She can deliver Eastman, Gen Flynn, Giuliani, Meadows

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However, the Kraken Lady may have harmed her chances slightly in Rat Bingo, as the Feds may be reluctant to use as witness testimony a woman who literally said in court filings: None of my statements could be believed truly as facts.

Odds of deal: 0.04%

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The Saudi Ken Doll had already flipped in Autumn of 2021 & ratted out all Trumpomobster crimes he knew of. This included the bribes from Saudi so Pompeo; but more relevantly the sale of Presidential pardons, so Roger Stone, Weisselberg & Gosar are all hosed

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Las Vegas oddsmakers are still confused about whether to list idiot Republican Louie Gohmert as Lauren Boebert, or to list idiot Republican Lauren Boebert as Louie Gohmert.

Odds of Louie Gohmert being Lauren Boebert in drag: 99.8%

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Pottsylvanian crackpot & ranking traitor Scott Perry was one of the 11 Pardon Posse of Congress, as well as 1 of the 3 seditionist 'R Congressmen' that Trump ratted out to DOJ already back in December 2020. So he was already under surveillance by Jan 6

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Pennsylvania's pre-eminent domestic terrorist & disgrace Scott Perry was among first in Congress to see his phones taken by FBI under search warrant. So someone of the Pardon Posse will get a plea bargain but it won't be Perry

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Trump Court Jester & alleged attorney Jenna Ellis is a dark horse in Rat Bingo. Her chances were diminished when she declared she was hot. Perhaps she did not mean it in a sexual way, but rather she was feeling warm after catching Covid from a Giuliani fart

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Trump's previous White House Chief of Staff before Meadows, Lick Mulvaney was an early favorite as his response to Trump blackmailing foreign countries was "get used to it". But Mick left before the big crimes of Jan 6 & document theft

Odds of flip 99.8%

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The Sturmbannfuhrer of Republican Party, alleged newsperson Laura Ingraham was caught by Jan 6th Committee knowingly misleading American TV viewers about who committed Jan 6th. She sets Fox in legal jeopardy #FixFox

Odds on Fairness Doctrine returning: 100%

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War criminal & scumbag Erik Prince (brother of racist bastard Betsy DeVos) is skipping this year's #RatBingo. He's in exile hiding in Dubai

He'll be tried in absentia, his assets seised, passport revoked & becomes international fugitive for bounty hunters

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Another Jan 6th coup planner is failed TV clown Peter Navarro. He is so eager to get to prison early, he refused to honor a lawful subpoena. Navarro is even less credible as witness than Giuliani, the Kraken Lady or Eric Trump. Navarro gets no deal

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The Slovenian Rental / FLOTITS was among first to flip in Nov 2020. She has enough dirt to sink anyone else of Trumpomobsters. Or as they say in the SHA* to "Rose Garden" them

But she really doesn't care, do you?

PS Be best

*Slovenian Hooker Association

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In Georgia the crime-fighting duo of superheros, The Badge Man and his trusty sidekick, Sister Tammy O'Honey are still winning elections and finding new rats to flip into America's fastest-growing quiz sensation: #RatBingo