Thread by @tomiahonen

MY WAY 1/
Frank Sinatra

So now, arrested here
And so I face humiliation
Voters you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation

I've told my lies so dear
I've conned on Fox
My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you my way

#Arrestmas

MY WAY 2/
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies will mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention

I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides up to the fairway
And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you My way

#TrumpArrested

MY WAY 3/
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times, that lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news' more than would do
But through it all when there was doubt
I scremed 'witch hunt!' and just walked out

I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you My way

#TrumpIndicted

MY WAY 4/
Frank Sinatra

I've lied, I've screamed and cried
My bitter shrill I'm full of losing
Taxes I tried to hide. No court complied
That's not amusing

New York now takes all that
My properties? I'm left with jack
The taxman knows: my money goes
I lost it My way
#Trump2024

MY WAY 5/
Frank Sinatra

For what is a man? What has he got?
Loser con-man, yes I am naught
To make these claims I know are lies
So cruel and vile you so despise

My record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you my way

#TrumpArraignment