Dear @AnheuserBusch,
This isn't a post by me, it's a post TO ME about YOU.
#WeThePeople are finished with your bullshit. Having surgery on his face does NOT, and never will, make Dylan Mulvaney a woman. He is a CARICATURE, he's putting on an OFFENSIVE, DISGUSTING SHOW and...
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...you people have some idiot, woke, GenXer in Marketing who thought this would be an EXCELLENT IDEA, and all the Boomers on the Board, what? Abandoned common sense because they're enamored with a dude who identifies as a 6-year-old girl. Can you guess WHY he identifies...
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...with little girls? Of course not. Neither do I, but have enough sense to do research on what this means. You know what? I can't even post it here, because it's THAT gross, disturbing, and perverted. But, HEY!
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Let's give this flamboyant gay boy a "special" Bud Light with his face on the can!
High 5's all around, I'm sure.
I will DIE on this F'n HILL. I lost my daughter to the trans idiotology, this shit is REALLY personal to me.
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So, @AnheuserBusch, ENJOY! I can't wait for people with a brain to start unloading their stock in your woke Co.
It's been a while since I've been to a stadium for an NFL game, but your piss water is all they serve!
Same demographic as the Twink, Dylan M.? NOT EVEN CLOSE.
'Yo, @AnheuserBusch,
Doubling down on stupidity? #WeThePeople aren't finding the funny, but hey! You have a whole new fan base, even though they won't be legal to imbibe in your piss water for, what, 15 years or so?
You: Watching your stock plummet
Me: #Schadenfreude.
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