Thread by @toszmn

Just waiting for the comedy show to begin. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

$5 that they stole those porta-potties from Ukraine. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

They've moved more toilet stealing vans onto the road. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

Wow. Those crowds. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

Just doubling down on the "We're not the Nazis" aesthetic with Armbands. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

In Russia you can legally walk around dressed as a Giant Dickhead in public. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

Don't worry little Vatnik, you'll likely get to die for Putin soon enough. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

But where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here
#VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

A rugby squad to protect him from pant shitting himself. #VictoryinEuropeDay #Moscow #RussiaIsATerroristState

As absolutely shit as Russian uniforms are, and as shit as their equipment is. Here is the single dumbest Russian Military Tradition. The perpetual salute (salute while driving, salute while walking, salute while going up staircases): #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

"So Pasha, I told that fat fucking potato, he can't sit with me." #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

How many toilets did she steal for all those medals? #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

And here is the official toilet banner of the Russian Federation. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

"We pimpin" #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

This level of cringe is only possible in Russia. From the fake and cheap Rolls Royce copy to the perpetual salute. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

When you keep your eyes open in the middle of a sneeze because Shoigu is in your presence. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

When you expect everyone to take you seriously, but then you do this shit: #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

Surely, they must realise they look like idiots? #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

When you're not saluting but trying to hear Shoigu talk... #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaIsATerroristState

This clown is still saluting. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Wtf is this stance? Didn't realise you're supposed to lean in at a 70° #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Just to underline the stupidity of the perpetual salute. Dude walks up to car saluting... opens door while saluting... which Shoigu is also maintaining... to make it worse, Shoigu goes up the stairs still saluting. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Even Luka is like, wtf is this pant shitting moron talking about #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

For a moment, I thought it was Medvedev in uniform, having gained even more weight. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

The shitty anthem plays. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Medals aren't the only award in Russia's military... apparently, so is eating a lot more than your fair share. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

The absolute state of inconsistency of drill here. The fact that they can't even agree on how to salute is everything that explains why the Russian military is how it is. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

I guess its not just the army. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

"THE UKRAINIANS ARE THE NAZIS"

Don't mind the attempt to style uniforms after Imperial Prussian ones (using incredibly cheap quality textiles and piss poor manufacturing), including the Prussian collar and the Waffenfarbe. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Look son, you'll be able to die like a peasant in a future conflict soon enough. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

These guys really are not helping to beat the claim that they all look like Janitorial and custodial staff at a fashy military school. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

What physical fitness requirements doing? #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

They're really running out of men if this guy has to go to the parade. I bet he was already an old man during Khrushchev's time. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

OMG. THEY ARE SHOWCASING RUSSIA'S MOST MODERN TANK. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Didn't realise Milhouse was a Russian driver.#VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Also impressive how physical fitness in the Russian Army is nonexistant. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Putin's Micropenis forces. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

When you twist yourself into a pretzel to salute. But at least you're not the only bellend on display. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState

Time Travelling Neanderthal spotted. #VictoryinEuropeDay #RussiaisATerroistState