Thread by @tomiahonen

MY WAY /1
Frank Sinatra

So now, Jack Smith is here
And so I face humiliation
Voters, you have to hear
To Vladimir I sold our nation

I've sold, secrets so dear
I've lied on Fox, My Maga airwave
And more, much more than this
I tricked you
My way

#Arrestmas #TrumpIndictedAgain

MY WAY /2
Frank Sinatra

Ketchup? I may have tossed
A covid mess my lies won't mention
I did... eat documents
Espionage was my intention

I played each Trump golf course
Helicopter rides
Up to the fairway

And yes I felt the bliss
I fooled you
My way

#TrumpIndicted #37Counts

MY WAY /3
Frank Sinatra

Yes there were times
That lunch I threw
I claimed 'fake news'
More than would do

But through it all
When there was doubt
I screamed "Witch hunt!"
And just stormed out

I failed my wall
These hands so small
I conned you
My way

#TrumpArrested

MY WAY /4
Frank Sinatra

I've lied, I've screamed & cried
My bitter whine: I'm full of losing

Taxes, I tried to hide
No court complied, that's not amusing

New York will take all that
My properties? I'm left with jack

The taxman knows:
My money goes
I lost it
My way

#Trump2024

MY WAY /5
Frank Sinatra

For what is that Jack?
What has he got?
Flooded my pool?
Now I am caught

To make those claims
I know are lies
So cruel and vile
You so despise

The record shows
Truth Social blows
I fucked you my way

#TrumpArraignment