#QuesoGate Mega Thread
How we were wrong the whole time
Josie was never the victim but the Puppet Master
How she buck-broke Jet and manipulated us all
And at the center of it all, is her most prized plushie
On last weeks episode we discussed the Svengali Ritual
However, new revelations stand to invalidate the entire theory
Please do not think for yourselves, and blindly believe what I am about to tell you
*Let us rewind the clock*
Meet Ciara:
An E-Girl who seemed to gain some form of online following for being the stereo typical cute E-Girl (or some shit idk)
She would sadly pass away about 3 years ago
Enter our protagonist: Jet {Bitty Status: Fitted}
Jet seemed to have taken a liking to Ciara at some point in time, and even continues to follow her socials to this day
Idk how deep the relationship went
So what does this have to do with Josie?
Well, they both seem to have an affinity for a very specific plushie
They both also seem to like having *Sheep* in their usernames
(Steam profiles used as an example, they both use Sheep handle on multiple platforms)
Jet still follows Ciara's socials 3 years after her passing (possible lingering attachment)
Is it any surprise given the similarities the 2 have, that Jet before the show would even start would have an affinity for Josie?
{Bitty Status: Unravelling}
Queso's shape resembles resembles a vase
Vase's are commonly used to hold flowers (Life)
Despite "All personal items being fair game" Queso would be protected from the chaos of the house
Jet would specifically go out of his to protect Queso from harm, as if it held some sentimental value for him as well
So why would he go so far for Josie?
Despite the similarities they are still different people, so what is exactly going on?
Josie had a tactic to win the triumphed all her competitors
I present: Operation Nibbling (The Grand Navajo Psyop we all fell for)
You probably heard of the whole Nibbling Reddit Josie had and thought it ended there (False Flag)
She had actually been nibbling everyone into fawning over her (Immediate and overnight spike in popularity)
She had also singled someone out from the beginning: Jet
Her Stimming was at an all time high in the beginning (Casting the Hypnotic Spell)
After he popularity was secured the stimming frequency died down but remained present enough to keep people hooked on her
Like a high, constantly chasing the Dragon
Josie would also do the most confessionals out of all the contestants
(Farming Para-social 1 on 1 interactions)
These confessionals would be continually recorded by Clip Piggies and constantly trend
(Keeping her in within the Zeitgeist)
So what allows Josie to hypnotize the audience and producers so well?
Skin-Walker:
In Navajo culture, a skin-walker is a type of harmful witch who has the ability to turn into, possess, or disguise themselves.
Josie went into the show knowing about Jet's fixation with Ciara, and brought Queso in to give him hope
(he believes in synchronicity)
The Hope?
Queso is a phylactery containing Ciara's soul and the satanic ritual performed in the Hell House was meant to aid in her rebirth.
Jet attempted to free her from Josie's (Lich's) iron grip on her innocent soul, now caught in the heart of a ritual of his own machination
As all attention was on Josie due to her spell however
(1000 "I've never been a simp before but I love Josie" posts per day)
Jet would attempt to direct attention away from the Phylactery by placing false ones (Plushie fishtoy)
It would be these "False Phylactery" that would be targeted by Frank, not Queso
Jet would even partaking in the begging for "False Vessels"
{Bitty Status: Desperate}
The most notable "False Phylactery" would be the first one planted
Huavo was planted prior to the fishtoy and would quickly overtake Queso in popularity (at first)
Jet even bugged Huevo to keep an eye on Josie
Their spiritual war evident from the start
Josie learned of Jet through his "Music"
(Lets be real no one has)
She saw his weakness and the fact he was looking for female contestants on his show.
It was the perfect opportunity for her to make money and he was the perfect victim to exploit (nibble)
Both Ciara and Josie use "Sheep" in their user names
Yet Josie's Nibbling scheme does not play along with the "domesticated sheep narrative" nor the "sacrificial lamb"
So as the saying goes:
A Wolf in Sheep(_Xing) clothing
Jet, having fallen for the nibbling himself, would need to use Lance (Another False Idol) to attempt to remove Queso from Josie's grasp
He was almost successful
As Jet went to reward the "False Idol", Josie would once again exploit the Para-social nature of the confessional to make an appeal to gain Queso back
Her Nibbling had been successful as the buck-broken producers would return Queso to her, forever.
{Bitty Status: Defeated}
Jet in one final attempt to free Ciara would try to break and humiliate Josie, and he would do so on the 40th night (Biblical)
With the goat (Satan) as his witness he would attempt to exorcise the Skin-Walker and revive Ciara
{Bitty Status: Wrathful}
In then end, however, Josie would remain on the path to victory and Ciara would not return
Jet would after this night go into the confessional, and admit defeat
{Bitty Status: Buck-Broken, Groomed, and Nibbled}
Jet would tell Josie to sacrifice Queso (Ciara) to Sam (higher power) knowing full well that this would mean her triumph in usurping Ciara as his muse
But by now he had fallen for her spell, and was already drafting up her future streams
(Couldn't download archives for some reason sorry)
The final scene before the cameras cut for good was Jet mourning the loss of his love, hiding behind his mask
He then leaves the room to enter light, removing the mask, to see his new love one last time before the stream dies
His failure to bring Ciara back hit him hard at first, however he has been groomed to serve a new master now
Jet is finally free of his former shackles, and bound to new ones
{Bitty Status: Acceptance}
So was Josie the true villain of the story?
Despite her wicked ways everyone only has positive things to say about her.
She even said she would give some of her winnings to the street (Modern Day Robinhood)
We just have to wait a week for a new schizo theory to flip the script
Can’t wait for her next stream!
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