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Sep 4, 2023, 25 tweets

Erik Ten Hag is a pathological liar that should not be trusted under any circumstances.

Anyone speaking up should be supported & believed over him.

He has shown a massive lack of respect for the club and its fans with his constant dishonesty.

A thread -

His first press conference. At this point Harry Maguires career highlight was "winning" a championship playoff via being subbed on to waste time in the 95th minute, being relegated 4 times and breaking 60+ negative records at Manchester United. "Achieved a lot"

Very clearly not the case.

"You cannot miss pre season"

Unless you are Antony, Eriksen or Hojlund that played a combined 112 minutes of pre season before being put straight into the team after being signed.

Gone by January.

Gone by June

Even something as simple as tactics, he still can't help himself.

Even lies about something as simple as where shots were taken from.

Thinks we can't see results.

Thinks we don't watch the games

Thinks we can't see his horrendous signings. Has the audacity to call other managers signings "average"

Third place is apparently where Manchester United "want to be"

48 hours apart.

Top 4 will very clearly never be "Like our championship" no matter how many times he repeats utterly insulting bullshit like this.

Coming on at 2-0 up. Scoring an own goal resulting in a 2-2 draw is playing well apparently. Gets you picked for the next game, to suffer the clubs biggest ever Europa defeat.

Thinks we're all fucking blind

Jumping to the defence of Bruno Fernandes, immediately after Manchester Uniteds biggest defeat in 128 years to it's biggest rivals. Later made him permanent captain for it.

All whilst constantly bleating on about "standards".

More bleating on about "high standards"

Also constantly lowering them by bleating on about "top 4"

Also constantly praises players that have disgraced the club.

Then he gives contracts to these two fuckwits for being the face of the most embarrassing era in the clubs history for the best part of a decade.

"Has to be consquences"

"Have to set a certain standard"

- Picks all 11 players for the next game after losing 7-0 at Anfield, something far worse than leaving a pre season game early.

"I want to thank our players, they had a great season by handing City yet another title, finishing behind them for the 10th season in a row and losing 7-0 to Liverpool"

The next part is somewhat subjective.

At every fucking opportunity he's telling everyone how great this squad is and how happy he is with it.

Deluded or lying to our fans again?

Neither is good.


Is he in control of transfers? If yes, then he's reduced the wage bill by 88m a year, replaced 23 outgoing players with 9 and is fucking about with 6 loans in a year off his own back

If he isn't, then he's lying to our fans yet again.

Again, Neither is good.

Also seems to be an extremely poor judge of character. And a poor excuse of a man for that matter. Very clearly not "considering" anyones character or behaviour. More utter bullshit.


Average players are not welcome here apparently. Once again, deluded or lying? I'll let you be the judge. This thread could be twice as long. The man is a total and utter bullshitter insulting the club and its self respecting fans intelligence at every opportunity.

If you can't get some respect for yourself to the point of being unhappy at being lied to.

At least get some respect for the club and start expecting the bare minimum of honesty from the Manchester United manager.

Unpleasant truths are not a crime.

Hope this helps

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