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Sep 4, 2023 25 tweets 11 min read Read on X
Erik Ten Hag is a pathological liar that should not be trusted under any circumstances.

Anyone speaking up should be supported & believed over him.

He has shown a massive lack of respect for the club and its fans with his constant dishonesty.

A thread -
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His first press conference. At this point Harry Maguires career highlight was "winning" a championship playoff via being subbed on to waste time in the 95th minute, being relegated 4 times and breaking 60+ negative records at Manchester United. "Achieved a lot" Image
Very clearly not the case. Image
"You cannot miss pre season"

Unless you are Antony, Eriksen or Hojlund that played a combined 112 minutes of pre season before being put straight into the team after being signed. Image
Gone by January. Image
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Even something as simple as tactics, he still can't help himself.
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Even lies about something as simple as where shots were taken from.
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Thinks we can't see results.
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Thinks we don't watch the games

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Thinks we can't see his horrendous signings. Has the audacity to call other managers signings "average" Image
Third place is apparently where Manchester United "want to be" Image
48 hours apart.
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Top 4 will very clearly never be "Like our championship" no matter how many times he repeats utterly insulting bullshit like this. Image
Coming on at 2-0 up. Scoring an own goal resulting in a 2-2 draw is playing well apparently. Gets you picked for the next game, to suffer the clubs biggest ever Europa defeat.

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Jumping to the defence of Bruno Fernandes, immediately after Manchester Uniteds biggest defeat in 128 years to it's biggest rivals. Later made him permanent captain for it.

All whilst constantly bleating on about "standards". Image
More bleating on about "high standards"

Also constantly lowering them by bleating on about "top 4"

Also constantly praises players that have disgraced the club.

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Then he gives contracts to these two fuckwits for being the face of the most embarrassing era in the clubs history for the best part of a decade.

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"Has to be consquences"

"Have to set a certain standard"

- Picks all 11 players for the next game after losing 7-0 at Anfield, something far worse than leaving a pre season game early. Image
"I want to thank our players, they had a great season by handing City yet another title, finishing behind them for the 10th season in a row and losing 7-0 to Liverpool" Image
The next part is somewhat subjective.

At every fucking opportunity he's telling everyone how great this squad is and how happy he is with it.

Deluded or lying to our fans again?

Neither is good.


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Is he in control of transfers? If yes, then he's reduced the wage bill by 88m a year, replaced 23 outgoing players with 9 and is fucking about with 6 loans in a year off his own back

If he isn't, then he's lying to our fans yet again.

Again, Neither is good. Image
Also seems to be an extremely poor judge of character. And a poor excuse of a man for that matter. Very clearly not "considering" anyones character or behaviour. More utter bullshit.


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Average players are not welcome here apparently. Once again, deluded or lying? I'll let you be the judge. This thread could be twice as long. The man is a total and utter bullshitter insulting the club and its self respecting fans intelligence at every opportunity. Image
If you can't get some respect for yourself to the point of being unhappy at being lied to.

At least get some respect for the club and start expecting the bare minimum of honesty from the Manchester United manager.

Unpleasant truths are not a crime.

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Day 439 since Manchester United employed a manager with an 11 year track record of saving every club he's managed millions.

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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. Yet nobody seems to want to address this very clear correlation?
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Not to worry fella. I've got your type covered.

Being the helpful person I am, I have created a parting gift for you lot.

A thread of alternative clubs for unhappy top reds -

Please forward it to the others.

Hope this helps https://t.co/RnW3yE3hpM
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Salford City

Is locality your main priority? Are you xenophobic? Do you want a club with a zero self awareness white xenophobic hypocrital English owner? He would gladly welcome you lot I'm sure.

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English footballs culture of toxic positivity and dishonesty has caused City's domination.

The vast majority of fans have nobody to blame but themselves for allowing clubs and club employees to feed them utter bullshit for years on end.

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Currently lots of clubs are free to feed fans absolute and utter nonsense that's going completely unchallenged

Multiple managers compare top 4 to a trophy. The media won't pull them up on it and point out that it's failure, because they benefit from this "top 4” mentality too.
Lots of idiot fans are more than happy to also buy into this ridiculous top 4 mentality if the media tells them that top 4 is needed to buy X or Y player in the summer despite this being proven to be untrue over and over again by multiple high profile players joining non CL clubs
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Give it a fucking rest. You are embarssing those of us that have some shame.

Manchester Uniteds success was built on money too.

Just wasn't any restrictions on spending it then.

This peasant act is pathetic.

Quick thread to end this bullshit narrative -
Sir Alex Ferguson before winning a single league title at Manchester United spent 4m in one window. The British transfer record at the time was 4.2m

The equivalent of that in modern football is just under 140m in one window based on Coutinho being the current British record Image
We broke the British transfer record multiple times. We paid the highest wages. The first 50k a week player in the PL was here.

We financially bullied broke clubs into selling us their best players in an era where failure wasn't rewarded with hundreds of millions in TV money
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Manchester Uniteds shameless employees reaction after embarrassing results, a thread.

About time this is viewed as one collective mentality issue running through the club for years on end that needs to be dealt with rather than passing it off as a "blip" every few weeks.

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Manchester United 1 Tottenham Hotspur 6.

"His tactics are perfect" - Bruno Fernandes on Ole after the disgusting result.

A few weeks later, he came out with this hideous self centred shit.
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Manchester United are competing in a sport.

The aim of that sport is to win trophies.

The sport is donated by money.

Qatars money will obviously help to dominate the sport.
There's isn't a single sporting reason for any Manchester United fan to have a problem with being owned by Qatar.

Not one. They will clearly provide every possible resources to Manchester United in order for Manchester United to be successful in the sport of football.
If you treat Manchester United like some sort of fucking cult there to fulfil things you are missing out on elsewhere in life rather than looking at it as a football club that exists for the sole purpose of competing in a sport.

That is very much a you problem.
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