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Dec 27, 2023, 6 tweets

The Tomb of the man who united China has “never been opened” because Emperor Qin - pronounced ‘Chin’ like ‘China’ - almost certainly looks like Conan the Barbarian.

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Why do I think the first emperor of China was actually a jacked white dude?

Exhibit A)

He built a big ass pyramid as a tomb. This is not a Chinese thing. Other, older, pyramids exist in the region, and those were built by people with European genetics.

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Evidence Qin Shi Huang was white.

Exhibit B)

There are significant elements found in his tomb that are western/Hellenic that do not appear in China before this Emperor. This includes the famous terra cotta warriors. Rectangular bricks. Bronze Chariots, and Greek styling.

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Exhibit C)

Other graves on site contained white people. Some of the bodies found on site have been genetically tested and came back as European. Later, others were tested and CCP refused to release the data. They claim genetic testing is “too new” to know for sure. 🙄 4/

Exhibit D)

The Princess of Xaoihe and other mummies found in similar ancient pyramids in China have been genetically tested. They were white.

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Exhibit E)

The CCP really doesn’t want you to know what race the people in the Tomb of Emperor Qin were because they are probably related to the embattled indigenous Uyghur people, who are themselves related to the Tocharians, an ancient white people indigenous to China.

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