Thread by @MPerstinger

Cubie MEGATHREAD!
Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! /1

Generallisimo meat cube! Cubie's Boss. No one likes him. /2

This is Cubie and his platoon of new Mobiks! They are so happy that they are going to Ukraine! 3/

Things didn't go so well for Cubie's Platoon when they got to Ukraine. /4

Cubie got the full drone/artillery experience. He was so happy for it! 5/

He was just a little scared with his new environment! 6/

Cubie, after seeing the horrors of the trenches refused to go to the front. Poor cubie was imprisoned in a dark basement by his chain of command. 7/

After being tortured by his chain of command Cubie has returned to the front in a meat wave. What will happen next? Stay tuned! 8/

Cubie survived the meat attack!! He has given himself up to be captured. Good Cubie! 9/

Cubie has made it safely into captivity where he has joined many other meat cubes! Stay tuned for what happens next! 10/

As luck would have it, Cubie was quickly exchanged back to his Motherland in a POW swap! What a joy for cubie! 11/

Oh no! Cubie's chain of command didn't appreciate that he gave himself up. So they sent him back to the basement for some 're-education'! 12/

It's been 3 weeks that Cubie has been in the basement being 're-educated'. Look how happy Cubie is! He can't wait to go fight for the motherland! 13/

Cubie is now back in the trenches fighting for his life! Aren't you happy for Cubie! 14/

Oh no, Cubie's fellow Mobiks are all dead. Cubie has to hide under their corpses in order to avoid being killed in battle. Cubie is having fun on the front lines! 15/

Cubie, after nightfall had to crawl through the mud back to the Russian lines. It was a fun adventure! 16/

What good luck! Cubie made it back to the Russian lines! His chain of command rewarded him with surviving the meat wave with another holiday in the basement! They told him he should have died for the Motherland! 17/

Cubie is so happy! His chain of command has finally released him after his "re-education". He is so proud! Just look at him! He is ready to go back to de-nazify Ukraine. 18/

Cubie's adventure continues, with pride for the Motherland, he takes part in the Russian tradition of getting blackout drunk! 19/

When Cubie wakes up still drunk, he decided to do the civilized thing and beat up the new young Mobik in his squad! 20/

Oh look! Cubie's back on the next meat wave attack! Cubie looks like he is having a jolly good time! 21/

Oh no! Cubie looks like he's been injured. It also looks like he's pissed himself! Isn't denazifying fun! Cubie looks pretty vulnerable here. It would be a shame if anything happened to him. 22/

Uh oh.... Looks like Cubie got spotted by some drones... 23/

Who is that in the Sky that Cubie spots?!?!?!?! Why, it's your friendly neighborhood Fella! 24/

Oh no.... it looks like Cubie is sleeping. Shhhhh... we best not disturb him. All that denazifying has tuckered him out. Lets check back in on him in a bit. 25/

Oh. It looks like Cubie is off for the dirt nap. But! He is excellent fertilizer for the sunflowers! Cubie is still useful! 26/

All in a day's work fellas! Stay frosty out there! Slava Ukraini! 27/

Addendum: Babushka and Ded recieved their shiny new Lada! Look how proud they are of their little Cubies!