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Jan 6, 2024 28 tweets 8 min read Read on X
Cubie MEGATHREAD!
Meet Cubie! The new Russian Military mascot! /1 Image
Generallisimo meat cube! Cubie's Boss. No one likes him. /2 Image
This is Cubie and his platoon of new Mobiks! They are so happy that they are going to Ukraine! 3/ Image
Things didn't go so well for Cubie's Platoon when they got to Ukraine. /4 Image
Cubie got the full drone/artillery experience. He was so happy for it! 5/ Image
He was just a little scared with his new environment! 6/ Image
Cubie, after seeing the horrors of the trenches refused to go to the front. Poor cubie was imprisoned in a dark basement by his chain of command. 7/ Image
After being tortured by his chain of command Cubie has returned to the front in a meat wave. What will happen next? Stay tuned! 8/ Image
Cubie survived the meat attack!! He has given himself up to be captured. Good Cubie! 9/ Image
Cubie has made it safely into captivity where he has joined many other meat cubes! Stay tuned for what happens next! 10/ Image
As luck would have it, Cubie was quickly exchanged back to his Motherland in a POW swap! What a joy for cubie! 11/ Image
Oh no! Cubie's chain of command didn't appreciate that he gave himself up. So they sent him back to the basement for some 're-education'! 12/ Image
It's been 3 weeks that Cubie has been in the basement being 're-educated'. Look how happy Cubie is! He can't wait to go fight for the motherland! 13/ Image
Cubie is now back in the trenches fighting for his life! Aren't you happy for Cubie! 14/ Image
Oh no, Cubie's fellow Mobiks are all dead. Cubie has to hide under their corpses in order to avoid being killed in battle. Cubie is having fun on the front lines! 15/ Image
Cubie, after nightfall had to crawl through the mud back to the Russian lines. It was a fun adventure! 16/ Image
What good luck! Cubie made it back to the Russian lines! His chain of command rewarded him with surviving the meat wave with another holiday in the basement! They told him he should have died for the Motherland! 17/ Image
Cubie is so happy! His chain of command has finally released him after his "re-education". He is so proud! Just look at him! He is ready to go back to de-nazify Ukraine. 18/ Image
Cubie's adventure continues, with pride for the Motherland, he takes part in the Russian tradition of getting blackout drunk! 19/ Image
When Cubie wakes up still drunk, he decided to do the civilized thing and beat up the new young Mobik in his squad! 20/ Image
Oh look! Cubie's back on the next meat wave attack! Cubie looks like he is having a jolly good time! 21/ Image
Oh no! Cubie looks like he's been injured. It also looks like he's pissed himself! Isn't denazifying fun! Cubie looks pretty vulnerable here. It would be a shame if anything happened to him. 22/ Image
Uh oh.... Looks like Cubie got spotted by some drones... 23/ Image
Who is that in the Sky that Cubie spots?!?!?!?! Why, it's your friendly neighborhood Fella! 24/ Image
Oh no.... it looks like Cubie is sleeping. Shhhhh... we best not disturb him. All that denazifying has tuckered him out. Lets check back in on him in a bit. 25/ Image
Oh. It looks like Cubie is off for the dirt nap. But! He is excellent fertilizer for the sunflowers! Cubie is still useful! 26/ Image
All in a day's work fellas! Stay frosty out there! Slava Ukraini! 27/ Image
Addendum: Babushka and Ded recieved their shiny new Lada! Look how proud they are of their little Cubies! Image

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Jan 7, 2024
#Cubie: Origins MEGATHREAD begins here! 1/ Image
#Cubie was born in a typical Russian village. The Motherland has provided nothing but the best for its people. Here we can see #Cubie’s mother. She is working. 2/ Image
Here we see #Cubie’s father. The cream of the Motherland! Don’t worry dear reader, this is the only time you will see him. 3/ Image
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