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by @tochterzwiebel // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // weirdmedievalguys@gmail.com for enquiries

Mar 21, 15 tweets

i was sick the past three days so i made this for you guys :) welcome to the weird medieval guys build your own medieval outfit!!! open this thread to find out what your outfit would be in the middle ages......

disclaimer: i tried to only use original, extant medieval objects but sorry if some repros snuck in. also, some of the weapons are 16th century, sue me etc etc etc

anyways, let's get started!!!

first, choose a cool medieval jacket based on your zodiac sign!! (1/3)

aries | taurus
gemini | cancer


(2/3)

leo | virgo
libra | scorpio


(3/3)

sagittarius | capricorn
aquarius | pisces


okay, now choose a piece of jewellery based on your birth day!! (1/2)

1-4 | 5-8
9-12 | 13-16


(2/2)

16-20 | 21-24
25-28 | 29-31


okay, next you need to choose a bag based on your favourite season! (autumn bag is a replica but of a real one!)

spring | summer
autumn | winter


last, you obviously need a weapon! choose whichever one you like :) (1/2)


(2/2)


boom that's it!!!! anyways pls share your outfit i want to see all of them!! hope you had fun!

this is mine btw :)) i think it's very tasteful


btw sorry there are no trousers, all the extant medieval trousers look like this

and more often they just wore hose

btw leos are NOT allowed to complain about being naked bc that robe is BIG!!

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