Okay—Met Gala looks thread 🧵
Lala wearing Alexander McQueen but giving her bag away… which is a rose… instead of posing with it when the theme is The Garden of Time??? Girl I guess
This is a nice red carpet look, but not a met gala look, and also that floppy ribbon should be more substantial
Nothing he could possibly wear is that serious
No way this is what Chris Hemsworth wore as a co-chair… I mean it’s not a tuxedo, but… boring
Exactly like I said lol. Cute—It’s giving Ben Affleck Shakespeare in Love
Like, this is so boring???
I don’t know how I feel about this Gwendolyn Christie look—it feels very Sanderson Sisters
Wrinkled pyjamas?!??? Chloe Malle, Virginia Smith, and Nicole Phelps. Also garden ≠ florals
Did not know this is what Matt Damon’s wife looked like? And they’ve been married for 20 years???? Anyway—BORING, but she’s gorg
I love this dress on Lily James but it feels a lot more like an Oscars dress that Margot Robbie should have worn than a Met Gala dress—and everyone is just being heavy handed with the flowers, but she looks pretty!
Orange you glad Nell Diamond (whoever that is) didn’t wear a bunch of flowers??
Look how they massacred my queen Rebecca Ferguson. Use the voice mama! Speak up!
Rebecca, never more.
Now Jennifer Lopez… How is this any different than what she would wear to a regular awards show? Are all the co-chairs wearing nude/beige
Ben Simmons in Thom Browne—everyone is either doing a clock or flowers, y’all don’t have to be so literal!!!
I like Zendaya’s look! It’s editorial and camp without being costume-y, and it’s not a literal garden or clock! It’s temptation
Cole Escola—you know, I—I love the bag!
I don’t really understand Gustav Magnar Witzoe’s look, but he’s worth $3.8B and I think we should have lunch
Okay after some retcon I’ve found out he’s a Norwegian salmon heir, which is extremely my type
Zoe Saldaña dressed like she finna go audition for Coyote Ugly on Ice
Gayle been in Zendaya’s Challengers wardrobe I see
Again with the flowers. We get it! It’s a garden!
I love this look by Alex Sharp—it’s chic AND camp, a fun twist on the tuxedo—would have loved to see a sharper toe on the shoes tho
Bad Luhrmann is so funny to me, every wife needs a silly little gay husband
I actually really love this dress on Mindy Kaling, but not for the Met Gala. So many people are showing up in BEIGE in SPRING in these Oscar dresses. Weird
Madelyne Cline wearing Dexter’s Laboratory coat to the Met Gala
Tyla dressed as sand in an hour glass, I mean could you BE any more literal???
Just like I said, Loewe boys giving us NOTHING
Josh O’ Connor and these tails is giving octopussy
And he inked on Dan Levy
Jamie Dornan look like a young version of Colin Firth in a Richie Rich movie
Donald Glover IS Steve Harvey
Ayo Edebiri’s skin looks gorg
This dress Ambika Mod is wearing is STUNNING—but for the Oscars
Sure, whatever
Like? Stay home if you don’t care about the theme
Matthew Macfayden and this beard… I’m listening
Taylor Russell is… a tree. Also I’m so tired of this silhouette
Nicholas Galitzine, boring. But I like the hair
What has happened to Adrien Brody????
Wait I love this Demi Moore look???
Flop Faist
Sofia Coppola dressed like a businesswoman in the 80s or in HER 80s
Tom Ford can do no wrong
One of the best dressed of the night. Top 3 easily
What—is going on Nicole
Something about this Andrew Scott look is giving JoJo Siwa
She needs K*nye back so bad. This tiny waist and this damaged hair, my god it’s bad for her
Doja Cat is really about the spectacle and never about the fashion and that’s where she loses me every time
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