Okay—Met Gala looks thread 🧵 Lala wearing Alexander McQueen but giving her bag away… which is a rose… instead of posing with it when the theme is The Garden of Time??? Girl I guess

This is the craziest shit I ever seen. Beyoncé deserves so much better than this. No way was Gary’s album better than Renaissance, and he CAN’T EVEN SING #GRAMMYs “There’s no such thing as best in music” THERE IS ACTUALLY AND IT’S NOT YOU

Like — it’s not a “nod” if there’s a literal lion head on her shoulder. Sorry but Schiaparelli is almost always a miss for me. I know Elsa rolling in her grave watching her fashion house become so pedestrian

Why is Doja dressed like genital herpes??? She looks like a Nerds candy rope

I’ve been struggling to find the words to define #InfinityPool but it was like the buildup at a soulless bacchanal where no one cums — and despite there being an ACTUAL cumshot from Alexander Skarsgård, it still left me feeling unsatisfied, which he would NEVER do. #Sundance2023 Also — the obsession with copious female full frontal nudity while employing male prosthetic penises — and a CIRCUMCISED one for Alexander Skarsgård???? ENOUGH! Do some research!!!

Apropos of absolutely nothing, Lucien Laviscount in a chunky knit sweater Lucien Laviscount (and his arms) in a sweater with no sleeves

I wanna know your favourite mid-budget movies from the 90s - 2005. I mean your The Sweetest Things, and your The First Wives Clubs — because for me, so many of those films stuck with me years later, which… is NOT something I can say about recent cinema I’ve tweeted about this before — but does anyone remember the name of that 90s movie with this girl and she’s eating spaghetti? It’s not Curly Sue, that’s another little girl who isn’t as adorable!

Amelia Clarke’s eyebrows went to the Colin Farrell Academy of Acting I need Colin Farrell and Emilia Clarke in an Actors on Actors conversation NOW!!!!

Sorry but this game show type hiring and firing????? Oh companies are TRASH

https://twitter.com/readdanwrite/status/1616453244561297408

“You’re safe from this week’s elimination” girl fuck you

I just had a vision. What if… Aubrey Plaza and Jenny Slate rebooted Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion My mind is so powerful

Not me having to go to a hockey game in order to do kissing with Alexander Skarsgård… I would do anything for love but I won’t do that

This man is—the entertainment I never had, the cringe everybody would want, I don’t know a better actor No because why would he do or say anything he did or said in this video! I am so beside myself. My penis is oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized

People pulling up clips from The Mindy Project being surprised something offensive she said aired—sorry but all the best shows from 2009 to 2012 were offensive as hell. There’s literally an episode of Happy Endings where Penny dates a guy with the last name H*tler Does she need to go to therapy to unpack her self-hate? Yes, but S1 - 3 of The Mindy Project are GOLD

YES I support the LGBT community!
L et’s
G et
B assett and Yeoh in a movie
T ogether And before you try to say “they were already in a movie together” NO THEY WEREN’T!!! I do not acknowledge that “film”

I think Emma Chamberlain thinks she’s giving that mod, swinging 60s, Twiggy / Goldie Hawn vibe and — it’s gonna take more than just hair and makeup because these photos are LIFELESS It makes sense she’s a May Gemini — y’all know how I feel about THOSE. Like??? Empty. And this Givenchy dress is AWFUL

Okay! Y’all voted and this week’s spooky #LiveTweetWithMeech movie is Practical Magic (1998) now this movie means a lot to me because I too once killed a man and then brought him back to life. And THAT’S why women’s stories are important. They just ARE! The fact that the whole village wanted to kill Maria cause she was too hot — story of my life

WHAT is going on with Anne Hathaway and WHY is she serving this hard???? She stepped her style hathawussy up She need to let that bag GO tho, I hate it 😔

And we WILL be watching.

https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1580586663348080640

Netflix NEVER met a light skinned person it didn’t love. Introducing a new Bisexual King

My brain is mush I swear this is the LAST THING I will EVER say about Don’t Worry Darling, but it NEEDED to be said bit.ly/3CRhhFl

Anne Hathaway is REALLY in her chic, rich, lesbian villain bag these days. The tailoring on this Alexandre Vaulthier look is IMPECCABLE This Alaïa trench coat, big slay — she’s channeling Angelina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith — petition for Anne to join Angie in a sequel as her “partner”

It’s crazy that gay people have been able to marry for 7 years (which isn’t that long) and we still haven’t had an iconic gay wedding yet. Mr Ratburn and his man carrying the LGBTs on their BACK chile Mr Ratburn said “I don’t know about YEW, but me and MY MAN???? Oh we’re gonna meet in the middle, dance all night”