Anyone familiar with alcoholism has to see that Kamala Harris has a drinking problem, right? 🧵
1. She's drunk in public and on video. She's not *stupid* or *awkward* or *joyful* She's drunk. Day drunk. On the job. In front of cameras. In front of kids. She's drunk.
Watch the videos and see for yourself.
2. Her campaign team and the Biden Admin manage her the way families attempt to manage alcoholic parents:
The campaign is hyper-controlling, keeping her from any situation that might expose her secret - hence not allowing her to speak off-script, and refusing press conferences.
The Biden Admin was unhappy with Kamala and reluctant to give her responsibility. Though the administration did not admit it publicly, aides and staff reported it to the press with enough regularity that it was considered basic fact.
3. The ENTIRE *JOY* CAMPAIGN IS AN ELABORATE COVER FOR HER PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS. It's the classic "Mom's not drunk, she's just really happy!" on a national scale.
It's like being gaslit by dysfunctional parents into pretending our alcoholic mom/aunt/grandma/whatever is just fine, thank you, keep smiling, the world is watching and if we pretend hard enough maybe we can fool ourselves into being happy, too! 🙄
1/ You'll have to up the volume but look at the kids' faces. They know.
2/ She even looks a mess here...
3/ OMG this one. It's like she thinks the mask will hide it so she doesn't have to...
4/ If it's public speaking anxiety, they have meds for that...
5/ Even the interviewers look uncomfortable...
6/ Alcohol-induced over-confidence breeds stupid, stupid ideas: Beat up the bouncer? Why not! Steal a patent? Damn straight!
7/ I don't know...maybe she's just high in this one...
8/ Why is she telling us her name? That's just #Weird ...
9/ Why is she so excited about charge ports on buses? Did she just wake up from a 20 year nap?
10/ Kind of hard to take her seriously on 2A when she's like this...
11/ ummmm what?
12/
"What's wrong with Aunt Kamala?"
"Oh nothing, honey, she's just really happy."
(Seriously though, I think she needs help.)
Another one
How’d I miss the “coconut tree” one?
In honor of the guy who said "Wait until she finds out the bus has wheels."
We got another one. Here she’s clearly intoxicated and promising to return ALL the land stolen from native Americans.
Can’t wait to watch her fulfill that promise 🍿
OK so this may be the most obvious drunk Kamala yet. Yikes. Notice how she finishes it all off with a bottle of wine.
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