I have decided to do a NEW KEITH THREAD. I really enjoyed my last one where he demanded that everyone get arrested for insane reasons, but this new one is made up of people he demands to RESIGN.
Now, Keith demands that people resign every day. So to keep it of reasonable length, I’m limiting it to (i) Dems - people on his own side and (ii) demand issued within the last year.
Even with those restrictions, there’s still a lot of content.
As with the last thread, I will name the person who should resign and identify the reason why they should resign.
Alright, LFG.
Senator Gary Peters: Being a pine cone and criticizing the Hunter pardon.
Jared Polis: Being cautiously optimistic about the RFK appointment and also criticizing the Hunter pardon.
Judge Juan Merchan: Rescheduling a hearing.
CBS campaign reporter Olivia Rinaldi: Reporting without comment that Trump announced he would agree to a debate with Harris on Fox News.
National Association of Black Journalists Pres. Ken Lemon: Hosting a conference at which Trump was interviewed by hostile journalists.
Rep. Jared Golden: Asking folks to turn down the rhetoric after the Trump assassination attempt.
Sen. Dick Durbin: Criticizing Clarence Thomas and calling for legislation regulating the Supreme Court. (Keith wanted him to be “tougher” here but other than donning a suicide vest I’m not sure what Durbin was supposed to do.)
(Also for being a eunuch.)
Various CNN personalities: Hosting the Trump Biden debate.
Gov. Kathy Hochul: This one was hard to decipher but I think she was calling for increased infrastructure spending in the Bronx.
I agree - let that repulsive borough rot. Worthless. “Hey let’s go hang out in the Bronx” is a phrase I never heard uttered once living almost a decade in NYC.
Russian Ken Dilly! For noting that Robert Hur thought Biden was old (he was). (Keith thought that Biden being old was a disinfo plot.)
Every Supreme Court lib: Not disqualifying Trump from the ballot.
Bonus points for referring to Robert Hur’s Penis for no reason and demanding AG Garland be fired (but not resign so he doesn’t get his own entry in this thread.)
Jonathan Chait: Writing a column that was extremely critical of Trump but not critical enough for Keith’s liking.
Mayor Eric Adams: For noticing immigration.
(Yeah this one was more than a year old but I liked it.)
One final entry, which is NOT a demand that anyone resign. In fact, Keith comes out AGAINST this person’s resignation. You’re gonna love this one. It’s a great closer.
Senator Bob Menendez.
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