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Jan 16, 2025, 9 tweets

No one on the America left would ever actually move to China because the one thing they care about most of all is being able to whine about how they’re victims of oppression and that’s the main thing that you aren’t allowed to do in China

They’re too mouthy and they know it. They’d end up in a fucking police station demanding someone call the US embassy within a year.

Only the west is prosperous enough to confidently allow our stupidest citizens to whine endlessly about bullshit

The right likes to cry about bullshit too but they only pull the “I wish I lived in Hungary” crap when there is a democratic president and their feelings are hurt.

The lefties doing this china shit do it just bc that’s who they are. They wanted to move to Yemen a year ago lol

The democratic equivalent of conservatives who say they wish they live in Hungary is the annoying liberals who threaten to move to Canada whenever a republican wins.

The lefties actually just are knee jerk America haters who get in bed with the villain of the week.

Normie democrats need to defeat the left once and for all lol. They’re our problem. We have let this get out of hand and we have to take our rabid dog behind the barn and put it down. Or else we have to stop feeling superior to republicans for failing to stop the far right.

The Democratic Party did a pretty good job for like 75 years of marginalizing the far left (with some occasional temporary lapses). It’s not like we don’t know how to do this. We did it until like a decade ago. They’re communists and we must not be associated with them.

Whenever I express this opinion the far left is like “well then you can’t blame us when we don’t vote for your candidate!” Great. Deal. You aren’t worth the trouble. Go start your own party. Call it the New Socialism Party or The USA Sucks And Its Adversaries Have A Point Party.

And while you’re at it you should take the Jews with ya!

Haha just kidding

A bit of cheeky antisemitism to lighten the mood. I know you don’t like Jews. I’m Jewish actually. We have popular opinions mostly. The Christians have grown quite fond of us actually. We get to stay.

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