Thread by @dieworkwear

This is true. Here are some things you can wear to a funeral. 🧵

If someone has died, consider attending the funeral in black tie (also known as a tuxedo in American vernacular). Black, as we know, is the color of mourning, so black tie shows respect for the deceased and their family.

Do a little jump and dance at the funeral, so people can admire how your jacket collar hugs your neck. This demonstrates that you took the time to make sure your tuxedo is well-tailored for this somber occasion. Carry a martini around and toast during the eulogy.

Another great choice is a velvet or tartan dinner jacket. This is a little more unique, but a funeral is a great time to show off a bit of personal style. The black on your trousers (sometimes bow tie) still conveys that you're mourning.

For a summer funeral, consider wearing shorts. This is not only more comfortable, but also conveys the heavy fact that life is short. I like shorts with a knitted top, such as a sweater or hoodie. Go for a black hoodie—the most formal of hoodies.

A mesh top if another great, comfortable choice for summer funerals. This says "I see through the facade of dress protocols, as life is too short for such silly things." Pair with flowy linen pants and slip-on shoes, such as espadrilles.

Of course, there are also fall/ winter funerals. Consider a big comfy shearling bomber in earthy, autumnal colors like brown. Family members of the deceased will appreciate this, as they'll get to feel the fuzzy material as you hug them.

There are no protocols to dressing for a funeral. It's simply the laying of the deceased—that's it. So feel free to wear whatever you want. Maybe wear a sleeping bag or this Budweiser sport coat. Or a Japanese ostrich pillow for when you want to take a little nap.