THE TOP TEN LOWEST-EFFORT THINGS GIRLS COULD DO TO BE HOTTER (BUT DON'T)
Some say being attractive is too much effort. So I've compiled this list of super-low effort changes girls could make to be hotter, but don't because they don't care enough to spend even two minutes!👇
1. Throw out your beige lingerie.
It's ugly, it's not sexy, and even though you think you need it, you don't. Throwing out your beige lingerie only takes minutes and you'll look better forever.
2. Stop cutting your hair short.
Cutting your hair short makes you look worse. Only your frenemies say otherwise, and that's because they secretly want you to be uglier.
3. Stop getting tattoos.
Nothing's easier than doing nothing. Just do nothing. That's all I'm asking. Tattoos interrupt the beautiful purity of your skin and make you uglier.
4. Adopt cowgirl more often.
You were getting bored so I threw in something saucy. Don't wait for your boyfriend to ask, just do it. Men like the spontaneous enthusiasm and the visuals. Is this hard? I sure hope not!
5. Wrap something around your neck.
It doesn't have to be a choker, but it can be. Chokers are $1 at Temu.
ONE DOLLAR. One. How is this hard?
6. Stop thinning your eyebrows into arch shapes.
There's nothing special about arches and thin eyebrows aren't very appealing. This point isn't super important, but once again, what's easier than doing nothing?
7. Wear pleated miniskirts or micro-minis at home.
Men rate this as the second-sexiest article of clothing - well above expensive lingerie - and you can get one for just a few dollars. Plus, you like shopping. Too easy.
8. Vocalize more.
Women underestimate the attractive power of the female voice. No, I'm not talking about singing.
9. Adopt a double-curl posture.
This is the hardest point on the list. And you should STILL be able to figure out how to do it in less than two minutes.
Is there really a big difference between right and left? Absolutely.
10. Wear thigh-highs.
The sexiest article of clothing according to men. Once again it only costs a few dollars. But most women today don't have even one pair. This is a truly severe case of not trying.
Only an extreme, willful lack of effort can explain why girls aren't doing all or even ANY of the things on this list. There's an old Chinese proverb about a man who wouldn't sacrifice a single hair to save the world--but girls actually CUT OFF hair to make the world worse!
Well, okay. There IS an alternative explanation. Which is that girls actually DON'T KNOW what's attractive, whether it's easy or hard. That's why I wrote a simple, concise article that explains the top 101 ways to be prettier, sexier, and more seductive.
jsanilac.com/101
But if you leave here without clicking the link, you REALLY have no excuse!
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