I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.
And I still stand by it.
As a born and raised in New Yorker, everyone is welcome.
Everyone except chief goatfucker Jake Lang.
For those of you unfamiliar with Jake, he’s the one who lost to the letter S.
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I can not stress this enough, it was right near our feet and it did not look real. We just stood there laughing.
Meanwhile the incel femoids ran away having been totally jestermogged. Their cortisol levels have yet to recover.
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