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Jun 28, 2024 7 tweets 2 min read
Sorry liberals, but after watching Biden’s abysmal performance in the debate I have now changed my mind.

I used to believe in abortion, but after listening to Biden fumble easy questions I think it’s time to ban abortion, contraception, pornography and divorce. My public school taught me that this is a country built by immigrants, but did you hear how Biden answered questions with a whisper?

I now understand why there should be mass deportations of millions of immigrants (illegals), children of immigrants (illegals), and people who look like immigrants if you know what I mean. 😉
May 24, 2024 7 tweets 2 min read
I went to Trump’s rally in the Bronx yesterday.

People came out from Greater NY, New Jersey and some local.

Their biggest grievances: Biden stole the election, the pipeline was shut down that’s why gas prices, Covid denial. Also trans kids and immigrants are ruining the country.

Also we aren’t doing enough for Israel🤪 I was a bit shocked to hear Black and Latine MAGA spouting white supremacist conspiracies.

Telling me that we need harsher sentencing sounded insane given that people are dying at Rikers while awaiting trial.

Nobody believed us when we tried to explain that Republicans have made it harder for black people to vote, or that Trump tried to get votes disqualified in black districts.
Mar 24, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
Banning Tik Tok would effectively destroy the progressive movement in this country.

Let’s talk about it.

Thread. Trump wanted to ban Tik Tok because it was the one platform where he could not control the narrative.

Now META and Google want to ban this app because they literally can not compete with it. Because it’s rare that a viral video started as a YouTube short or IG reel.
Mar 10, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
I was at Capitol Hill on Jan 6.

I documented my entire time there. I even live streamed it.

My videos received millions of views on every platform.

Yet 2 years later Q-Anons take my videos and scream AHA. WE FOUND HIM! Nobody that I interviewed that day claimed the police “just let us in”.
Every interviewer was angry to be met with violence for trying to enter by force.

They even boasted about how they pushed the cops back.
Jan 19, 2023 11 tweets 4 min read
Here is an epic thread of all my greatest hits.
Let’s start with HOW TO OUT CRAZY MAGA: Next up is me calling Matt Gaetz a pedo to his face while MTG stares into the void.
Sep 15, 2022 10 tweets 4 min read
I just watched Breitbart’s stupid Hunter Biden movie so you don’t have to.

*Don’t worry it was a pirated copy*

Strap in and get ready for a wild thread. Image Hunter starts off doing lines of coke. Which makes his heart beat furiously.

With his heart on the verge of exploding, he reaches for the one thing that can calm it: Crack-Cocaine

GQP science is wild. Image
Sep 13, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Dear @TeamYouTube
You took down my eyewitness video of January 6th for and you banned my channel:
Youtube.com/waltermasterson
This video you call “misinformation” used by the January 6th Committee during their hearings. You can see it below. I documented my story of being on the steps of Capitol Hill during the Insurrection. My videos are historical record.
Jan 6th was not “fake news”. Is that the official position of YouTube?
Sep 13, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Trolls have mass reported my account. My YouTube videos are banned and my account is now restricted.

Does anyone know someone at YouTube that can help me? Image They started getting my videos of January 6th Capitol Hill banned. YouTube somehow is going along with this garbage.
May 19, 2022 9 tweets 3 min read
The CATO institutes @DeAngelisCorey thought he did something with this tweet.

Bless his heart.

Let’s break down my education.
Elementary: Public
Middle School: Charter
High School: Private

I can speak with experience to all 3. Sit down. Let’s break down SCHOOL CHOICE.
If you’re progressive you’ve probably never heard of it. But it’s been a big platform at every America First rally I’ve been to these past few years

Every MAGA rally speech about CRT was followed up by School Choice as the solution.
May 10, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
LET’S ALL MOVE TO CANADA!

When I was in Ottowa I explained to Canadian locals that Americans constantly joke about moving to Canada after every bad election. I thought this would be an easily understandable joke. But none of them got it.
“They’re coming here to escape white supremacy?”

MAGA fascism is taking root in Canada. That is what the Trucker Convoys were about. They had nothing to do with mandates.
Feb 1, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
The Liberal Media made such a mockery about the “Drink Your Own Urine” story that it completely suppressed the truth.

You’re only supposed to drink urine with antibodies, drinking your own urine is not effective for developing “Natural Immunity”.

A thread. Do your own research on how urine containing antibodies activates your “Natural Immunity” and is more effective at fighting Covid than Ivermectin and HCQ.

Big gov should buy urine from Covid survivors. But Pfizer, Gates & Fauci don’t want that obviously.
Jan 31, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Let’s talk about how Anti-Asian hate is spread at Trump rallies and the media.

There has been a coordinated effort to blame the black community for the attacks on Asian people.

A thread. THE NEW FEDERAL STATE OF CHINA is a group run by Steve Bannon and billionaire Guo Wengui.

They are at every Trump rally and they spread massive Chinese disinformation.

I’ve been recording them doing this for years.
Jan 27, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Telling conservatives that they’re using Critical Race Theory to debate is my new favorite thing. Next time someone tells you how they’re child wasn’t accepted into a college because they’re white, explain that they’re using CRT.
Jan 5, 2022 7 tweets 2 min read
I was at Capitol Hill on January 6th.

Conservatives love spreading myths about that day.

But I was literally on the steps during the riot, so please take several seats and let me break down the popular myths.

A thread. “There is footage of the police just INVITING everyone in.”
Capitol Police were outnumbered 100 to 1. The only way for them to stay alive was to move out the way. Thousands surrounded every entrance at once.

To this day I do not get how there was absolutely NO BACKUP for hours.