Smirkley Profile picture
Politics + data + charts + randomness πŸ“‰ + nonsense

Apr 24, 12 tweets

Germany just released 2025 crime data.

Overall, Algerian nationals commit crime at 18x the rate of Germans and nearly 100x the rate of Japanese nationals. 1/11

Murder πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Tunisia: 27Γ— German rate.
India, Spain, Austria, Pakistan, UK and others zero murder suspects in 2025 across combined 840K+ residents. 2/11

Manslaughter πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 43Γ—, Gambia 28Γ—, Tunisia 24Γ—.
UK, Thailand, Philippines, Switzerland & Japan: zero. 3/11

Rape & sexual assault in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Guinea 21Γ—, Gambia 19Γ—, Algeria 16Γ—.
Korea & Finland: zero suspects. Indonesia 0.31Γ—, less than a third the German rate. 4/11

Robbery in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 111Γ—, Libya 50Γ— the German rate.
Japan & Indonesia: zero robbery suspects. Korea: 0.11Γ—, 1,000Γ— less likely than Algerians. 5/11

Residential burglary stats in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Georgia 120Γ—, Algeria 83Γ— the German rate.
Korea, Japan, Cameroon, Indonesia & Finland: zero burglary suspects. 6/11

Violent crime stats in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 38Γ—. Libya 20Γ—.
Japan: 0.13Γ—, less than 1/7th the German rate.
A Japanese national in Germany is 300Γ— less likely to be a violent crime suspect than an Algerian. 7/11

Dangerous assault data πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 32Γ—. Libya 19Γ—. Guinea 15Γ—.
Japanese nationals 0.10Γ—, 1/320th of Algeria's rate. 8/11

Pickpocketing in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 1,559Γ— the German rate. 1 in 40 are suspects in a single year!
USA, UK, Thailand, Kazakhstan & Philippines: zero pickpocketing suspects in Germany. 9/11

Shoplifting in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Algeria 76Γ—, Georgia 61Γ—, Moldova 31Γ—. Japan: 0.19Γ—. The Japanese shoplift at 1/400th the Algerian rate. 10/11

Drug trafficking in πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ 2025:
Guinea 83Γ—, Algeria 80Γ—, Gambia 55Γ—.
Korea, Mexico, Ireland & Finland: zero drug trafficking suspects in 2025. China 0.13Γ—. 11/11

2025 German Crime Statistics are by Nationality.

These figures are based on official 2025 German police data and the rates calculated using 2024 official resident data.

Notes:
Doesn’t include illegal aliens in the base rate (illegal immigrants), only registered residents. This can skew the rates.
Breakdown is by nationality (current citizenship), not ethnicity or country of birth.
German nationals include migrants who have German citizenship and their children.

Share this Scrolly Tale with your friends.

A Scrolly Tale is a new way to read Twitter threads with a more visually immersive experience.
Discover more beautiful Scrolly Tales like this.

Keep scrolling