I'm trapped in some stinking refuge near Burns. I don't have much time man, the fuckers are closing in!
#Oregonstandoff
Whoa, getting a little paranoid?
[yelling] I need the fucking Navy Seals immediately!
#Oregonstandoff
What are you doing in Burns, didn't you get my telegram?
What telegram you worthless bastard? I'll cripple yer ass for this.
#Oregonstandoff
I secured a public defender. Everything has been arranged. Now, what are you doing out in the middle of the Refuge?
#Oregonstandoff
Actually, I'm fireside at the Refuge right now, streaming though a cell phone some dwarf brought out from the FBI.
#Oregonstandoff
I have total control here. DON'T come anywhere near this place, you bastard. Birdwatchers aren't welcome.
#Oregonstandoff
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