When I came to, the general white trash ambience of the refuge was so rotten, so incredibly foul #Oregonstandoff
How long had I been livestreaming here? All these signs of paranoia. What had happened? #Oregonstandoff
There was evidence in his rant of obsessive belief in almost every conspiracy theory known to civilized man since 1544 AD. #Oregonstandoff
What kind of Patriot would need all these dildos and a 55 gallon barrel of lube? #Oregonstandoff
Would the presence of Mormons account for all these uneaten gummi dicks? #Oregonstandoff
... & these curtains of tinfoil around the campfire? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? #Oregonstandoff
And these crude ammosexual selfies smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? #Oregonstandoff
These were not the hoofprints of your average Ya-fearing IT guy. It was too savage. Too passive-aggressive.
#Oregonstandoff
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