Felix Sater is Franz Sanchez
Senator Ron Johnson is Aristotle Kristatos
Rep. Matt Gaetz is Chang
Wendy Deng Murdoch is Sévérine
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Lara Trump is Verity
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Tony Perkins is Kamp
Lou Dobbs is Hans
Sarah Palin is Cigar Girl
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Rep. Jim Jordan is Patrice
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Jeanine Pirro is Gabor
Ann Coulter is Erich Kriegler
Jerry Falwell Jr. is Le Chiffre (original Orson Welles version)
Marc Kasowitz is Professor Dr. Metz
The hosts of "Fox & Friends" are the Three Blind Mice
White House Communications Strategist Mercedes Schlapp is Magda
RNC Finance Chairman Steve Wynn is Mr. Solo
RNC Chairwoman Ronna R̶o̶m̶n̶e̶y̶ McDaniel is Andrea Anders
Rep. Blake Farenthold is Aziz Fekkesh
Mike Cernovich is Krilencu
Rep. Trey Gowdy is Lazar
Scott Baio is Dario
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Sen. Marco Rubio is Mr. Jones
Deputy National Security Adviser Dina Powell is Saida
(Credit: @Tottspur69)
Sen. Ted Cruz is Count Lippe
Piers Morgan is Peter Franks
Richard Spencer is Kananga (inflated)
Rep. Steve King is Dr. Alvarez
Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak is Grunther
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov is Gumbold
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Rep. Paul Gosar, D.D.S., is Dr. Tynan, D.D.S.
Frank Gaffney is Dr. Bechmann
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Jesse Watters is François Derval
Rep. Mark Meadows is Montelongo
Newt Gingrich is Mikhail Arkov
Matt Drudge is Rodney
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Rep. Louie Gohmert is Vargas
Tomi Lahren is Stromberg's Assistant
Former Director of the Centers for Disease Control Brenda Alexander is Fiona Volpe
(I already matched Stormy Daniels to Fiona Volpe, but I'm officially changing the president's alleged porn star mistress to the more aptly-named Plenty O'Toole)
White House Director of Social Media Dan Scavino is Felsen
Frank Luntz is Lippe
Peter Thiel is Marc-Ange Draco
Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is General Moon
SBA Administrator Linda McMahon is Agent Mimi
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Natalia Veselnitskaya is Miss Taro
Michelle Malkin is Annabel Chung
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Dana Loesch is Apostis
Chuck Johnson is Blofeld's Cat
ICE Director Thomas Homan is Lorenzo
Michael Caputo is W.G. Howe
(credit: @Tottspur69)
FBI Director Christopher Wray is Guerra
Rick Gates is Perez
Neil Cavuto is SPECTRE's Number Nine
K.T. McFarland is Felicca
Aras Agalrov is Guy Haines
Emin Agalrov is Kisch
Gregg Jarrett is Adam
Rep. Peter King is Quist
Kayleigh McEnany is Dolly
Tom Brady is Morzeny
FEMA Director Brock Long is Craig Mitchell
White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter is Sergei Barsov
Dan Bongino is Max Kalba
White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley is Klaus Hergersheimer
White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah is Yo-Yo Thug
White House Deputy Press Secretary Lindsay Walters is Dr. Vogel
Phil Robertson is Mufti
Boris Epshteyn is Clive
David Duke is Jack Petachi
Mark Levin is Dryden
Brit Hume is Claus
Paula White is Martine Blanchaud
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Darrell C. Scott is Steven Obanno
(credit: @Tottspur69)
Mark Burns is Mollaka
Byron York is Ruby Bartlett
Ted Nugent is Marco Sciarra
Justice Neil Gorsuch is Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Never Say Never Again version)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs David Shulkin is SPECTRE's Number Eleven
Yevgeny Prigozhin is LaChaise
Marion LePen is one of Pussy Galore's Flying Circus
Charlie Kirk is Klotkoff
Eric Bolling is Mr. Ling
Ben Shapiro is Jed Midnight
Alex Van Der Zwaan is Edmund Slate
Matt Schlapp is Goldfinger's Gatekeeper
Eric Greitens is Mrs. Bell
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