⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Comedy from @HotMessBbz who are excellent
#Elsa by @Isobel_Roge which is just as fresh and funny as when I saw it first, and second, and ninth, and every other time (Last chance to see tonight)
I have made a list of some of the plays and novels by Black women that have made my life better in the past year or so.
And also a links of where to buy them that aren’t amazon.
Would love more suggestions, of writers, their work and also independent books stores.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD. I fell asleep on the sofa. And just woke up. BECAUSE A. FUCKING. FOX JUMPED UP ON ME. A FOX.
So I woke up, aware there was a cat on me, which is unusual because I don’t have a cat, but has happened before, and I reach out to cuddle it and it jumps down beside me and is a Fox.
So I follow him into the kitchen and he just stares me down in the doorway for ages. And I lock him out. But he must have been in and out for ages before settling on me because in the morning all my shoes were in the garden
Have burst into tears three times now on public transport not sending this tweet but #YouKnowMe and if you didn’t know that about me it because it’s the most personal, difficult and emotional decision I’ve ever made. #AbortionIsAWomansRight
Demographics: people who like this tweet vs. People who got to vote in Alabama
Her: Do you
Him:I don’t even wanna talk about it
Her: It was a lot of blood.
Him: But if it had worked it would have been epic
Her:It didn’t work?
Him: Of course it worked. It was epic
He just said ‘I’m worried I might have to shoot my mother’
I don’t know why I bother trying to write dialogue when you can get a full blown Pinter for the cost of a train ticket.
Pauses sponsored by @Se_Railway
Him: I couldn’t if I wanted to. So I guess it’s all up to you
Her: I just got a message
Him: What kind of message
Her: *Ting
Him: Like a light bulb
Her: Like a light bulb
Him: So want you gonna do
Her: know what I’m going to do
*pause