Thread by @shiba_mingyu

MEANIE AU // where mingyu accidentally sends wonwoo a dick pic, which should have been terribly awkward, but wonwoo sends one back so it ....cancels out?

clearly they're both idiots.

inspired by this tweet right here:

https://twitter.com/BrettMau5_/status/1032677388847640577?s=19

-qoute rt don't reply thank
-time stamps are LEGIT bc i refuse to be a pussy
-c'mon laugh with me

ENJOY, EVERYONE!!!

Mingyu 🐶
- rlly smart but he dumb sometimes
- ace at almost everything, very sweet
- minghao loves (torturing) him
- been on tinder for 2 hours and already has a match

Wonwoo 🎮
- loves his games more than anything
- needs to be supervised at all times
- prefers to stay in
- hasn't been oriented with the laws of dick pics, i guess.

Everyone is friends w/ one another but here are Mingyu's BFF's:

Wonwoo's BFF's:

START!

mingyu's a proud lad.... tho he should probably check his recipient id twice

someone realizes his mistake and panics™️

awwwe they tweeted at the same time

wonwoo is too cute. too innocent.

minghao finally replies

minghao tweets and seungkwan is tired of mingyu's shit

wonwoo, sweety.

why are you laugHING, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

mingyu's still panicking oH m y gOd

mingyu checks his messages..... oops?

"im worried about your definition of 'polite'"

mingyu.exe has stopped working

mingyu tweets but he should probably be replying to minghao instead

MINGHAO NEEDS NEWS MINGYU

mingyu isn't a dumbass, minghao

wonwoo tweets :)

jun is still worried™️

2ming are: back on their bullshit

the bestest friends are your bestest roast buddies

meanwhile wonhui...... sorry u have to go thru this jun

u scream at people when they cross the road on a green light wonwoo what do u think it means

minghao lost 3 braincells during this argument

minghao multitweets bc he's THAT amused

wonwoo, sweetie. (2)

mayhaps junhui dying

boyfriends being boyfriends

mg gets a text and tweets from his deathbed

that supposed to be a compliment??

mingyu should be renamed 'regret'

they loud (especially mg)

mingyu is actually being loud lmao

a few hours pass and it's all quiet until........ DEMON IN THE GC

three seconds into the chat and jihan are already arguing, chan asking for drinks???dad!cheol???? this is already a mess

jeonghan yes

they woke someone up....

jihoon is soft for jeonghan and jeonghan only

jeonghan is a good hyung™️..... and chan.... cutie

jihan tweet and mayhaps im soft

nobody tell him (2)

seungkwan and jeonghan are on a personal vendetta against joshua and it's looking good

this is a jihan only event. haters can leave jk lmao

what's weird hannie??? what??

where is mingyu??????????? in his room still screaming probably

shh cheol let's fawn over their bickering in silence

THE WITNESS REPLIES

we have a threat incoming

the gc poppin

mmmmmm watcha saaay

according to research, your best friend can always sense you distress

why won't you send that gyu???? ? ?

'minghao no'
minghao: 'y'all hear sumn?'

screaming is a sign of desperation, mingyu

bc he's spreading gossip

but the gc was let down bc of dad!jun....... peep at nosy ji 👀

#Mingyu1stWin

REJOICE

someone gets a sudden burst of confidence

spill the tea like u spilled ur crotch gyu

someone's rlly thirsty for tea

obligatory jungyu just bc it's me

your bestfriend wants u to take that back, gyu. and his boyfriend needs you to take something back too.

you fucking woke him up mingyu you don't get to whine about this

jeonghan is zeus and soonyoung is hermes

apparently mingyu has been ghost reading the gc again

wonwoo agrees and mingyu's braincells have a unanimous decision........ minghao's eating this up

if you're brave press send @ mingyu

mingyu is unable to escape jeonghan's clutches

🐍🐍🐍

THIS IS GONNA BE A DISASTER !!! SEE Y'ALL

it's a sad life we live in

well, maybe not for him.

look at this fake bitch

jeonghan breaks the news :(

pls dont fight !!!

jicheol are jihan's ship captains

they're still gonna party lmao no remorse for jisoo at all

lmao he thought it was called off what a loser

he's always questioning their friendship huh

mg tweets after reading the gc

sweet wonu replies to the gc, finally

look at our introverts.... also.... cheol as captain america. my kink.

mingyu has been summoned

...and he is being petty

mg has resorted to bargaining for his life but it doesn't work

an hour passes and his time has come

they're gonna start without u gyu

polite wonwoo is polite

jeonghan is fuming !!!

even junhao are pissed at his drama

josh isn't joining then :( but here we gooooooo

mingyu enters the house and promptly has a breakdown

he even has the nerve to post this shit oh my god mingyu

and NOW he has shame :')

mingyu.... pls combust

his middle name is 'bad decisions'

someone might be sulking :(

and someone sees :)

perhaps the reason he can't look at u is because he might pop an immediate boner, wonwoo ;;)

mingyu receives two (2) texts from two (2) different won's. a heart attack ensues.

🆘🆘🆘 minghao, send help. stop laughing 🆘🆘🆘

mingyu's going to desecrate jihan's home bathroom

mingyu has another heart attack in the bathroom lmao

SOME PPL NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM MINGYU MOVE YOUR ASS

look at this fuckboy.......... LET WONWOO IN HE'S GONNA BUST HIS NUTS

wonyoung..... wonyoung pls........

: ) i hate gyu

wonwoo im sorry that u had to wait in line bc of a hormonal boy

he's still keeping an eye on mg..... the good hyung™️

he—

—is so drunk he thinks wonyoung is wonwoo lmao

wonwoo's so observant..... so is his best friend

drunk!mg tweets his heart out and confuses seungkwan yet again

the only one~~~

party's over!!! wonwoo has a quick talk with jun

mingyu wants his heart back....

he's confused

....but he gives it back anyway

regret for breakfast

he's screaming at his best friend for something that was entirely his fault, i love highly illogical men

'most useless bi'

doth sire mingyu want some exposure

too early in the morning or???

mingyu approaches the lion before it can pounce on him

mingyu might've unintentionally wounded the lion

it has been agreed upon to name mingyu the international stressor

why are ppl always fighting in here what the fuck

mingyu you dumb bi what are you doing?? srsly what the fuck

ww be hearing "mmmmm watcha saaaayyy mmmm dat u only meant weeeellllllll" outta nowhere

mg still helps bc he is a gOoD fRiEnD but he turns wonwoo down for lunch which is a shame bc cafe reheated pasta packs cannot compare to junhui's cooking

time skip to whatta man! (read: look at this bitch make bad decisions aren't u proud of him)

'kinda' LMAO MINGYU PLS

wonwoo :( sweetie

going 🛫 interrogation by minghao, the best friend who knows the inner working of mingyu's brain better than its owner

what is it boi? spill it boi.

going 🛫 softer interrogation via jeon wonwoo who is also a lil bit stupid

mingyu, you sly son of a gun, i can't believe you just said that.

wonshook

mr jeon regains sense of mind and finally replies

KIM WANTS TO KNOW WHAT U R ASSUMING JEON

*crickets*

im so sorry mingyu lmao

mingyu turns and rants to his best friend..... but im so sorry mingyu (2)

say bye to your reputation gyu

mingyu just wings it, i guess.

...but y r u so affected?

guess they're BOTH winging it lol

EVERYTHING ABOUT MINGYU IS HARD

oof :( has he broken the heart of someone u know won???

*sigh* y won't u tell him that, then??

gossip kwan is on the case.... rip gyu

starting from here u may count the number of times they say 'heart boner'... i'll tell u when to stop

y'all have angered two (2) beasts.... also no more heart boner counting

the kids are: shook

ngl jeonghan is the leader here

now everybody's on a personal vendetta against gyu huh bye gyu rip

gay panic.jpeg

minghao's made it his goal to expose mingyu

jww to the rescue

mingyu's quick to release d emotions

aww wonu

mingyu gets the last laugh, apparently

what a whiny bitch

mg: "y'all hear sumn?"

MINGHAO

minghao was just trying to knock some sense into him...... like, an actual good friend

here we go.....

weakshit.

: ) why

sorry hao

minghao is, like all of us, disappointed.

: (

jihoon is the only captain of the jihan ship bc cheol turned into this brute bodyguard

step tf back, chan

jun is a freeloader. confirmed.

it'd be more rude for u to unwillingly go on a date mingyu what's wrong with you

u don't get to complain

👀👀

expose them, seungkwan. do it.

mingyu replies after a few hours...... but i thought he had a date???

whomst

0_0

mayhaps minghao is happy and supportive

minghao, congrats on succeeding with operation make minyoung break up

what else would he be if he wasn't???

hello im gonna alternate to updating carte noir now so tell me what u think heh yell

curiouscat.me/shibamingyu