Me: *throws you down a pit*
You: my leg's broken
Me: I'm sure you have proof. I'll wait
You: YOU THREW ME DOWN A PIT
Me: so sick of people always bringing up pits
You: YOU THREW ME DOWN ONE
Me: wow victim card much
You: A PIT
Me: that talk's exactly why you got thrown down a pit
You: DAMN YOU
Me: you seem so emotional, i only deal in logic
You: YOU BELONG IN PRISON
Me: this is the hate I deal with every day
You: i'm going into shock
Me: How is that *my* problem? *You* fell into a pit.
You: shut up
Me: See how the unhinged pit folk silence dissent?
HEARTWARMING: Man who crawls out of pit every day to get to work is given a rope ladder by his friendly boss.
Me: if this is wrong then please refute me

You: how could the people trying to stop people from being thrown into pits be the people throwing people into pits, idiot?

Me: typical, resorting to insults and attacks because you cannot refute me with logic

"Chris. These claims of 'pit discrimination' are just the HEIGHT of disingenuity. If *I* were pushed into a pit, *I'd* fall into it, too. But SOMEhow suddenly you're in a pit and it's everybody else's fault. People who always blame others are probably hiding something."
"I haven't heard of pits, or people, or pushing. What are these concepts? I couldn't say. I'm just not going to comment every time somebody gets moved from one place to another."
*distant but unbearable sound of a bone saw at work*
"Is this even a problem? I mean, really? *I* don't know anybody who's been pushed into a pit? Do either of *you* know anybody who's been pushed into a pit?"
"Come on. Come on. Give me a break. Come on. I mean really. Really, what's next? I mean, this is just beyond. You can't even make this sort of thing up. Come on. COME on."
"It's a documented historical fact that people were happier and better off in pits then they are now that they're spending all this energy crawling out. Also both sides push people into pits. Why, Democrats founded Pittsburgh."
HILLARY CLINTON HAS AN ARMY OF PIT DWELLERS WITH LASER EYES READY TO EMERGE FROM A CRACK IN EARTH'S CRUST JUST EAST OF SAINT LOUIS, WHERE THEY WILL MOUNT THEIR INVASION, WAKE UP, PEOPLE, MY EYES ARE OPEN WIDE, MY SKIN IS LASER RESISTANT, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
"The president never said anything about an subterranean army, Jim, and it's just such grandstanding to suggest it, which is what we'd expect from the lying press. Also the danger is very real. No further questions."
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