#nycc today and i’ve washed each of my pubes in preparation
going to #nycc dressed as the hormone monster lol, my outfit’s better than yours
ok so my friend's driving through texas rn and says he's seen a plane banner with ‘andrew has a boner’ on it wtf?!
who is andrew? #andrewhasaboner 
my name is andrew and i
made it to #nycc btw, i’m great with crowds, this is going to be fine
fuck
help
i could jerk off to anything in here #nycc
legit just touched princess bean’s boob #nycc
it smells of hormones in here #nycc
where are the toilets pls #nycc
the toilet paper here is better than i could have hoped for #nycc
someone here’s already dressed as the hormone monster fml #nycc
tbh this guy’s costume is pathetic - no stains whatsoever and he doesn’t smell like my high school disco #nycc
...ok the smell is a grower actually #nycc
wow.. that’s def not pva glue caked to his fur #nycc
now he’s talking about taking his costume off. why would anyone do that at #nycc?? totally not committed. i've legit been wearing mine since tuesday to get that authentic musky smell
wtf it was @nickkroll under those fuzzy nips?! ok now I’m the one with a boner #nycc
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