ALL RISE… #ShameCourt is now in session. If you confessed to what your hormone monster made you do, we could be bringing you to trial... Check the court listings for your name. 
Thus begins the trial of @shaunamarieox who stands accused of ‘grinding’ on the arms of her couch while watching wrestling. Should Shauna feel:
Next we summon @EarlofHalifax who is charged with hugging his girlfriend’s mother ‘just a bit longer’... Should Earl feel:
We call to the stand... @carina_marie1, who has openly admitted to sobbing in the middle of a crowded mall because she heard ‘good music’. Should Carina feel:
And finally, in a change to the advertised listing, we call upon @mulaney who has openly confessed to dancing 'too close' to a teacher. How should he feel? Before you make your decision, take a moment to view the video link coming up...
New evidence to accompany the trial of @mulaney. #ShameCourt
The verdict is in...
@shaunamarieox NOT Guilty
@EarlofHalifax NOT Guilty
@carina_marie1 NOT Guilty
@mulaney NOT Guilty
All guilty votes are herby OVERTURNED on the basis that shame and hormones work together for a safe/sexually arousing future.
#ShameCourt is adjourned.
@shaunamarieox NOT Guilty
@EarlofHalifax NOT Guilty
@carina_marie1 NOT Guilty
@mulaney NOT Guilty
All guilty votes are herby OVERTURNED on the basis that shame and hormones work together for a safe/sexually arousing future.
#ShameCourt is adjourned.
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